If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...
You better use a Penn & Teller
The First Bank of Magic Only Needs Two Things to Operate it's Banks:
A Penn and a Teller.
Bank Robber: Where's the Safe?!
Teller:
Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THE SAFE?
Teller:
Bank Robber: ANSWER ME!
Penn: He always does this
My dad and I are awful...
While watching Penn and Teller: Bullshit. The episode is Sex, sex, sex.
Dad: "Hey Ejgamer, what are you watchin'?"
Me: "This lady who can enlarge boobs through hypnosis."
Dad: "You mean hypno-tits?"
Me: "Yeah but I'm pretty sure it'll be a bust."
Obligatory groans ensued.
What famous comedy duo do you always see at the bank?
Penn and Teller
