Penn & Teller
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If you have something urgent to say to your magician friend who you can only communicate with via mail...

You better use a Penn & Teller

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📅︎ Nov 30 2020
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The First Bank of Magic Only Needs Two Things to Operate it's Banks:

A Penn and a Teller.

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Bank Robber: Where's the Safe?!

Teller:
Bank Robber: I SAID WHERE'S THE SAFE?
Teller:
Bank Robber: ANSWER ME!
Penn: He always does this

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👤︎ u/footprintx
📅︎ Dec 04 2018
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My dad and I are awful...

While watching Penn and Teller: Bullshit. The episode is Sex, sex, sex.

Dad: "Hey Ejgamer, what are you watchin'?"

Me: "This lady who can enlarge boobs through hypnosis."

Dad: "You mean hypno-tits?"

Me: "Yeah but I'm pretty sure it'll be a bust."

Obligatory groans ensued.

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👤︎ u/Ejgamer
📅︎ Dec 14 2014
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What famous comedy duo do you always see at the bank?

Penn and Teller

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📅︎ Jan 05 2018
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