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Kenneth Ludlow (Born 3rd December 1977), once a simple farmer of fertile land, turned against his once beloved family and home, Moldova. Dr Kenneth Rowley Ludlow, son of Gustavo-Grime Ludlow began his descent into insanity after he accidentally ate his younger sibling Grumilda Ludlow after locking her in a freezer for 396 hours. This fuelled Kenneth's ravaging hunger for necrophiliated cannibalism. However, Keith Ludlow, Kenneth's younger brother had also been locked in the freezer but had survived. He had escaped out of the freezer by drilling out of the back of the freezer with Grumilda's cold hand's fingernails. Keith Ludlow was outraged as after 104 hours in the freezer he had lost his nose and left foot due to hypothermia. Keith's road to revenge had begun. Kenneth had illegally migrated to Peru via a small Moroccan refugee boat he had hijacked. He arrived in Peru by surviving on the Egyptian immigrants bodily fluids. Keith had no idea where Kenneth had gone. Kenneth travelled Peru, turning each village into turmoil as he spread HIV/AIDs everywhere he went. He ravaged and devoured Peruvian street children, avoiding Police by threatening them with disease and infection. With his experience in Peru, he had the idea to invent the first adaptation of chess. Weeks later, in 1997 he dominated against Viswanathan Anand in the FIDE World Chess Championship 1998 in Lausanne, Switzerland. He managed to travel to Switzerland after using dead Peruvian children who had succumbed to HIV to float to his destination. By the time he had won the FIDE World Chess Championship 1998 Switzerland was riddled with the biggest HIV outbreak of the 20th Century. After being convicted of Bio-Warfare crimes in Switzerland Kenneth had to migrate to Bolivian Favelas in which he continued to ravage the poor infants within the Favelas, whilst spreading HIV to the new born children.
Hands down the funniest spell on the show. π
Hey guys I live in Edison, New Jersey and I want to order coffee roast beans from Ludlow coffee supply at 176 Ludlow st. in newyork city. There doesnβt seem to be a way to order it online on their website and I also tried calling but the number doesnβt work.
I am a tourist so not sure how it works but is there a way I can get order coffee from there ? I tried doordash but I couldnβt find the store there.
If someone can help it would be great
Kenneth Ludlow was born on 3rd December 1977. He was a child of Gustavo-Grime Ludlow and Matilda Rubelski. His Mother, Matilda Rubelski had been mute from birth. The unborn Kenneth had 2 siblings; Keith Ludlow (3 Years old) and Grumilda Ludlow (1 Year old). The Ludlow Family lived in a rural village in North Moldova. Shortly before the birth of Kenneth, Gustavo-Grime visited a rural doctor named Timofei Mosneage. This unqualified witch doctor informed Gustavo-Grime that his child would eventually commit Patricide (the act of killing one's father). This sent Gustavo into a state of panic, Gustavo-Grime tried to perform a coat hanger abortion on Kenneth. Little did Gustavo-Grime know, there was actually a second child in the womb, which was the foetus which Gustavo had aborted. Over the next 4 months, The aborted foetus fused into Kenneth's brain as he developed, this is why Kenneth's forehead is so huge, his deceased foetus brother is stuffed in his skull, as well as his brain being of immense nature. Up until Kenneth's birth, Gustavo-Grime had believed he had killed Kenneth and eliminated the threat of Patricide. On 3rd December at approximately 17:38 Matilda Rubelski began experiencing the pains of a overdue, large foetus forcing its way out of this skinny, malnutritioned woman. (later that decade, it had been discovered that Kenneth had re-routed the oesophagus to his own stomach and the only way his mother could get nutrients, was from Kenneth's waste, which explains why she was so malnourished). A skinny, bony hand was seen penetrating the skin around the stomach. Emerged was a large baby. He named himself Kenneth. Gustavo-Grime, this newly born child's father came home from working at his farm, and saw this young baby in his house. He instantly scavenged for a gun and shot himself in the mouth three times. Gustavo-Grime's body was found almost 3 years later along with Matilda's who was dying on the bed just upstairs, who had been bleeding profusely out of the stomach for the past 7 hours. She died 28 minutes after Gustavo-Grime Ludlow of blood loss.
in 1989, Kenneth travelled to Lithuania via Ukraine through Belarus. Kenneth Ludlow deviously infiltrated the Lithuanian Government. Mr Ludlow savagely devoured government official after government official. The Lithuanian government had turned to turmoil. In a last ditch attempt to save Lithuania from utter chaos, the Lithuanian Secret service abducted Kenneth's 4 year old 1st born child 'Ludlonia_Fanboy_no.1' as a hostage to prevent Mr Ludlow from devouring any more Lithuanian government officials. Kenneth Ludlow ignored these requests and continued his cannibalistic rampage. Lithuania butchered Ludlonia_Fanboy_22 in an act of merciless slaughter. Kenneth continued to drag Lithuania into reckless anarchy. With no order, the Ludlonian military swept through Lithuania in what is described now as 'the Lithuanian flash of 1990.' The speed of this conquest is one to be astounding.
