If you have the soldiers named Salt and Pepper in your squad then consider yourself lucky.
They're seasoned veterans
I can't help it, I like Google's "I'm feeling lucky" button
It's basically love at first site.
You're lucky that he didn't name them Devon and Devoff!
If Hermes was the messenger god, the he sure was lucky not to have met the god of pain and old age...
I got banned from /r/DadJokes for submitting, "Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms! Frosted Flakes! Cheerios! Lucky Charms!"
Mods said I'm a cereal reposter...
I was super lucky to get an advent calendar this year...
because you know their days are numbered.
My ex-girlfriend just told me she wants us to get back together. Man I sure am lucky !
I mean, first I win the lottery and now this
At what point did the tomato realize he was about to get lucky?
When the garlic started taking off her cloves.
Everyone who lives in Oregon must be really lucky.
Everything there is Organic.
Dad: You’re so lucky, you can sleep whenever you want!
Last night, my girlfriend told me I'm very attractive and she's a lucky lady.
I told her if I'm attractive then she's a moLUCKular lady.
The casino was giving a lucky winner a Toyota.
It's a Corolla of the dice.
I know a fireman with twin boys. The first one out was very lucky because his name is “Jose.”
His brother, “Hose B,” not so much.
I felt a little sad for my lucky sock when I looked down and saw another rip, this one baring my entire ankle.
I sniffled. My sock was on it's last leg.
I used to randomly sort resumes into 2 piles. One of the piles I'd throw out. The ones in the remaining were lucky enough to go to step 2.
I guess I wasn't much of a police detective.
People who work in gas stations are lucky...
They've got a fuelfilling job!
My son threw a soda at my head today: So I told him I’m lucky it was a soft drink!
WoW , that bee must be lucky
It's lucky to be me
I bought 20 bees at the pet store but they put an extra one in the bag... They said keep it, it's a freebie
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda? He was lucky it was a soft drink
I'm lucky to have survived Mustard gas and pepper spay when I was in the Army.
I guess you could say that I'm a seasoned vet...
Hes lucky she didn't drop DEADweights
Today I finished off a box of Cheerios at breakfast, a box of Lucky Charms at lunch, and a box of Captain Crunch at dinner.
I’m a real cereal killer.
I was telling my buddy how my wife is driving me to drink. He said to me, “Consider yourself lucky.”
Lucky for us, we don’t have to worry about anti-vaxxers brainwashing their children.
Police are investigating a string of homicides which have occurred over the last two weeks. The victims have identified as Cap'n Crunch, Toucan Sam, Tony the Tiger, and the latest victim, Lucky the Leprechaun.
They are looking for a cereal killer.
A gift AND a pun? Boy am I lucky
In old days it was considered very lucky to have a hen lay her eggs near the inside of the entrance of your house
As soon as a person walks in and sees this, they would know to expect good luck and fortune from the owner of the house and the whole family, but only if all of the chicks hatch and are all healthy. Every time you left a house, it was considered good luck to look at the hen, and wish it well to have all of its chicks born happy, healthy, and for the hen to live a long life.
This is why they call it an egg-sit!!!
Some guy just tried to sell me a lucky pillow case.
I thank my lucky stars that astrology isn't real.
What's Tchaikovsky's lucky number?
What's another name for a lucky rabbit's foot?
Why do you suppose the lucky rabbits foot is legendary?
That's where they find them.
I have a heroin habit and call my lucky syringe "The Lord's Name"...
Today at the Dairy I was standing at the cow barn and a woman turned to me and asked, "Do they milk the male cows too." I answered, "only if they are lucky"
Why are giraffes lucky they have a long neck
She's SO lucky to have me!
Wife: Do you want me to make you a naan chicken flatbread for lunch?
Me: Well if it's not chicken then what is it?
This is our lucky day!
Today my dad and I went to a tech store, where we bought a TV. The checkout assistant gave us a receipt we had to deliver to the tech store's warehouse on the other side of the road. My dad and I walked into the warehouse and went to stand in the line. A couple of minutes later, it was our turn to get service. We gave them the receipt, and then they came out with the TV. My dad then started saying: "This is our lucky day. I can't believe how clumsy people can be. Dropping a receipt to such an expensive TV to the floor." The people in the queue gave us some weird looks. When we came out of the store my dad started laughing. I got to admit, though. I thought it was pretty funny as well.
Some times dadjokes can be funny...
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