So I just saw Disney’s Luca and I have two questions:

Does he live on the second floor?

Does he think he’s seen me before?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pauly_pasqually
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2021
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I'd like to introduce you to my friend Luca Portabello...

...he's a Fungi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/halfburntcookie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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How was George Lucas able to complete the Return of the Jedi?

Because he kept the Receipt of the Jedi.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2023
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A Star Wars obcessed Mexican couple had a son, they named him:

Obi-Juan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hurtkopain
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2023
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If Jim is short for James, and Bob is short for Robert. What’s Luke short for?

A stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryan_leblanc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2023
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If R2 is short for R2-D2, Chewy is short for Chewbacca, and Ani is short for Anakin, what is Luke short for?

A storm trooper

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k_woz1978
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2022
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What do you call two monkeys that share an Amazon account?

Primates.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/injailoutsoonxo
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2022
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What's a fish's favorite mafia movie?

The Cod Father

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2022
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Apparently, 40% of owners often let their pet sleep in their bed.

I tried it once and my goldfish died.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2022
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A real DAD joke

Darth Vater is Luke's dad.

(A bit of German knowledge helps to really sell it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillRbrts
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2022
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My brother got a Star Wars tattoo on his cheek…

You should’ve seen the Luke on his face!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Swampwolf42
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2022
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MOTHERfucker "I'm tired of these Mother sakes in this Mother game!" - Samuel Lucas Jackson
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sacoflongons
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2019
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What’s a fishes favorite mafia movie?

The Codfather

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justintheway0918
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2022
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Two slices of bread got married.

The ceremony was going quite well until someone decided to toast the bride and groom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hughdman
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2022
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Hurricane Bud is projected to make landfall at Cabo San Lucas.

It’s also projected to weaken in strength, and will be called Tropical Storm Bud Light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScottyMo1
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2018
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Apparently George Lucas got tired of retirement

These days he's working on a new Internet Protocol, specifically for delivering Chinese food.

He's calling it eWok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LinkSkywalker14
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2017
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So, if Ani is short for Anikan, and Ben is short for Obi-Wan, and Fives is short for CT-27-5555, and Artoo is short for R2D2, and Chewy is short for Chewbacca, what is Luke short for?

A Stormtrooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FredDerfman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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If my son, Lucas, was a dinosaur.....

He would be a Lucasore-ass.

He's got some diaper rash going on.

My husband just gave me this one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/concretegirl87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2014
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- What’s your name, sir?
  • it’s Lucas, without a β€œw”.

  • wait a minute. Lucas has no β€œw”.

  • and what did I just say?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saazkwat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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Did you know that Johnny Cash wrote a song for "Return of the Jedi", but was sadly rejected?

I guess George Lucas wasn't a fan of "Ewok the Line."

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2017
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