Low E Puns

Every Saturday, I see him hitting new Lowe’s.

You can only use a low ha

Or just a low ha?

I want to design a custom apron for someone who likes admiring food for how it looks more than how it tastes. So far, I've thought of the following:

1. in-food-uator (like 'infatuator' / infatuation)
2. food-mirin (this seems kinda low effort lol).

Any more ideas? TIA!

It has super low milage I only drive it from time to time!

It's such a low blow.

Your laughter must be kept to a low "Ha".

Like, seriously. How low can you go?

That way, I can keep a low pro file.

That’s because you have low selfie steam.

I mean how low can you go?

They only get a low ‘Ha’.

Another guy comes up to him and asks “do you have any down lows?” The guy said “sorry I’m all out, you were too slow”

a low ha

I keep it low-key.

Maybe that's why I have such low elf-esteem.

They stay low key (Loki).

when a fella stepped up to the short one next to me and said, “I’ve never seen one of these so low!” To which I replied, “and you can finally pee in comfort, right?”

He kept things pretty low key.

Daughter: “Low washer fluid”. Dad: “That’s too bad. I hope the washer fluid feels better, later.”

All they accept is a low ha

Or is it a low ha (Aloha)

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

How low can you go?

So my brother is super hard to buy for because my mom buys him EVERYTHING, literally. This kid has every toy, game console, video game, movie, funko pop, t-shirt, etc to ever exist. My sister and I decided to buy him chips for Christmas. I got jalapeno cheddar cheetos, a few snack bags of spicy chips, and a can of pringles. I'm going to wrap them individually and put them in a stocking. I would like to add a card with a pun or joke about chips to at least make this (admittedly low effort) gift funny.

A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...

(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )

Or just a low ha?

Now you can only use a low ha

Or just a low ha?

Now you can only do a-low-ha

Or just a low ha

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Or just a low ha?

Like seriously, how low can you go ?

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Do they allow loud laughing in Hawaii, or just a low ha?

Or just a low ha.

Or is it just a low ha?

Like seriously, how low can you go?