One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
My love for my wife is like the national debt.
It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.
The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...
... I love it when the clocks go forward!
I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.
He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.
My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time
I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos
Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...
Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...
...but it just requires a bit of kermitment
I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
[Meta] love for you jokester dads
The only think I miss about my (otherwise awful) father is his sense of humor. Thank you from the bottom of my heart (and the top of my face palms) for every groaner, pun, and repeat.
Love,
All us fatherless (for whatever reason) redditors
Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?
I know some really great jokes for people who love sheep
Let me know if you herd them.
TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.
Wooden U ?
(This post made me think of it.)
A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.
They were maid for each other.
The love for Brie cheese is real.
My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.
She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.
I for one, love Roman numerals
That’s what exactly happened every time I tried to reach out for love
My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.
I handed her the dictionary.
A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.
I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.
so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers
It’s a wreath of Franklin
For non-dads who love puns
Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.
My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:
My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
As a Physician I love checking for peoples reflexes,
I get a real kick out of it.
I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❤️
I love peanuts... But it’s hard for a peanut to love you back when it’s been asalted all its life.
A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".
Cos misery loves company!
(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)
I love eggs for breakfast.
You just can't beat them.
I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta
Madonna has confessed her love for Indian snacks in a song
I don't know where love for shoes comes from. Must run in my jeans.
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There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.
My wife is always complaining she has been waiting for the day that i will love her 24/7
I just told her that day has finally come.
I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...
I love my wife. She won't settle for anything.
Not enough love for avocados ... amirite?!
I, for one, love Roman numerals.
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