One of my best friends made this for me for my birthday. I love it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GTS_jduartemiller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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My love for my wife is like the national debt.

It's enormous. It seems likes it's been around forever. It is growing every day. It's something that will be passed onto our children and grandchildren.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoetted
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2021
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The longest I've ever made love for is 1 hour, 2 minutes and 32 seconds...

... I love it when the clocks go forward!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I have a co-worker who claimed for years that he hates Christmas. He finally broke down and told me he secretly loves it, he just has a reputation to maintain.

He finally came out of the Santa Claus-et.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/barthm1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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My pet chicken loves classical music. He always asks by name for his favorite

Bach.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbortedMunk
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkRune23
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2020
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My trigonometry teacher loves talking about unrelated subjects for a long time

I guess you could say that he sometimes goes off on a sin/cos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MasterCheezOtter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Ducks love raw potatoes and will attempt to unearth them with their bill. Enthusiastically mistaking rocks for potatoes can cause damage leaving them...

debillatated

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stroger
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Some people say its crazy for a frog to be in love with a pig...

...but it just requires a bit of kermitment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pellersheila
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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[Meta] love for you jokester dads

The only think I miss about my (otherwise awful) father is his sense of humor. Thank you from the bottom of my heart (and the top of my face palms) for every groaner, pun, and repeat.

Love,

All us fatherless (for whatever reason) redditors

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cakeweefs
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?

3:14

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I know some really great jokes for people who love sheep

Let me know if you herd them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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TIL about a college for lumberjacks. I know I'd love to know more about that.

Wooden U ?

(This post made me think of it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A queen went travelling to a foreign land. She asked her two ladies in waiting to clean for each other while she was gone, so they wouldn't be out of practice when she got back. When she returned, the two had fallen in love and gotten married.

They were maid for each other.

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2020
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The love for Brie cheese is real.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tna1416
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My wife loves complaining about how long she spends breast-pumping for our new son.

She’s really milking it for all it’s worth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KingAdamXVII
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2018
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I for one, love Roman numerals
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mbiggs92
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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That’s what exactly happened every time I tried to reach out for love
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aki-Lui
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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My love for puns can be observed through my love of 'Letterkenny.' Moist youtu.be/bdrQzZ-4GEk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meganahs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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My daughter asked me for a recommendation for a good book. I told her I had the perfect book in my collection for her to read. It has drama, romance, betrayal, excitement, action, love, loss, heroes, villians, mystery and puzzles. Pretty much everything really. Excitedly she asked me for it.

I handed her the dictionary.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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A friend of mine asserts that she loves all animals. However, I did point out to her the distain she holds for large African water-dwelling mammals.

I just think she’s being a bit hippo critical.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yetanotherrob
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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so for Christmas I decided to hang a decoration that shows both my love for music and for our founding fathers

It’s a wreath of Franklin

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalsgt90
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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my love for you is

cereal

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πŸ‘€︎ u/creeper321448
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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For non-dads who love puns

Despite that I'm not a father, I'm told I have a fatherly presence and I do really love dad jokes... you might say I'm a faux Pa.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TINTB
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:

On-And-On Anon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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My father-in-law knows how much I love puns, so he gave me this game for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alx924
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2016
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As a Physician I love checking for peoples reflexes,

I get a real kick out of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darkorchids
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2018
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I asked the older woman at work what she is doing for Valentine’s Day and she said that she was taking her husband to the Cardiologist. That is true love. The heart wants what the heart wants. ❀️
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AggieatLSU
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I love peanuts... But it’s hard for a peanut to love you back when it’s been asalted all its life.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Woodyard801
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2019
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A dating site for depressives called "Loves Company".

Cos misery loves company!

(I'm so going to hell for this joke... Worth it.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I love eggs for breakfast.

You just can't beat them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugamn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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I write to someone about our mutual love for pasta

He's my penne pal.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Madonna has confessed her love for Indian snacks in a song

Poppadom Preach

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GaryTheKnight
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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My love for this sign was Autumn-matic imgur.com/wcvEekU
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BirdNerdthe3rd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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I don't know where love for shoes comes from. Must run in my jeans. imgur.com/f1o9gLd
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezusManForReal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2018
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There’s no time like today to do the things you love. For me, that thing is fishing.

Carp diem!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garboooge
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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My wife is always complaining she has been waiting for the day that i will love her 24/7

I just told her that day has finally come.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g0dfarter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I went camping for the first time last night, and finally understand why people love it so much...

It's in tents!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/greyconscience
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2019
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I love my wife. She won't settle for anything.

Unlike myself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tenzinashoka
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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For the one you love?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ladygabeuk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2018
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Not enough love for avocados ... amirite?!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrsBottomTooth
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2018
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I, for one, love Roman numerals.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrankSoup
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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