People have been worried that robots might take away their jobs for ages now.

But so far, creative types haven’t felt cause to be threatened. Well, I hate to break it to you, but robots should and will be doing stand up soon. Human comics are great and all, but robots are far superior. Why? Human beings don’t devote their whole selves to the pursuit of comedy. They have their minds occupied by the various quiet tragedies of life, but robots…

Robots only think in bits.

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👤︎ u/jeevesfan
📅︎ Jul 10 2022
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My professor made a dad joke today

Last Friday my logic circuits professor gave us a pretty difficult test. Today when we came in he addressed it

Professor: The test may have been hard, but I looked through them last night and someone did get a 100% so it couldn't have been that bad

*Everyone looks around in disbelief

Professor: Yeah, I think his name was Mr. Key or something like that

... I laughed

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