Loggins Puns

.. Would they be called Kenny Log Inns?

But they are always disappointed when I tell them I don’t know his Password

It was subtle, and you'll need to know some 80s trivia. It was really bad, but I also think it was pretty clever.

I was driving to Dave and Buster's with my dad, his girlfriend, and my younger siblings when "This Is It" by Kenny Loggins came on the radio.

Dad: "Is this Kenny Loggins? It sounds like him."

Dad's GF: "Yeah, I remember this song. It was before he got big."

Dad: "Ah. He's pretty lucky he cut Footloose, then."

Brother: "What's Footloose?"

Dad's GF: "It was a movie that came out when-"

Me: "Wait... Dammit, Dad."

Dad's GF: "What? ... Oh, God. Really, Chris? Really?"

He spent the rest of the 45 minute ride giggling like a schoolgirl.

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts

They log in.

I tried using “I’m alright nobody worry about me”  - it didn’t work. Then I tried “Footloose kick off your sunday shoes”  - it didn’t work either. Finally, I tried “Highway to the danger zone” – and it just locked me out.

Apparently, you are only allowed 3 failed Loggins.

I started with Danger Zone, followed by I'm All Right, Return to Pooh Corner, and Conviction of the Heart. Finally after finishing Danny's Song, they kicked me off the stage for too many failed Loggins attempts.

Kenny Loggins

They said I had to many Loggins attempts.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

They said I exceeded my Loggins attempts.

I must have exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

Now all I have are Kenny Loggins.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

He had exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins.

Now I have Kenny Loggins.

Now I have all Kenny Loggins

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts.

Too many Loggins attempts.

They said I exceeded my maximum number of Loggins attempts...

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of attempted Loggins.

Just got kicked out of a karaoke bar for singing "Danger Zone" five times

Apparently I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attempts..

(from twitter)

Apparently I exceeded the amount of Loggins attempts.

Too many Loggins attempts I guess.

I guess I exceeded the maximum number of Loggins attemps.

He had exceeded the maximum number of loggin' attempts.

... they said it was too many Loggins attempts.