Why do chapped lips like California?

It's always balmy.

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👤︎ u/Hephsters
📅︎ Aug 20 2017
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I accidentally gave my wife a glue stick instead of a chapstick.

She still isn't talking to me

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📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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My 5yo son got me

Me: Let me see your chapped lips. I need to put some Aquaphor on them. Him: When will we have Aquafive? This one tastes bad.

I couldn't keep a straight face the whole time I was putting him to bed after that.

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📅︎ Dec 21 2014
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Wife: 'Have you seen my lip balm?'

Me: 'Aww, are your lovely lips feelin' like cowboy hips?'
her: '...What?'
Me: '.... Chapped?'

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📅︎ Apr 01 2018
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Why was the cowboy riding upside down on his horse?

His lips were chapped!

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👤︎ u/adurnari
📅︎ Mar 27 2014
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