I once entered 1500 lines of code into my iPhone...

I was an iSore!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2019
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I didn’t C that coming.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/meemboy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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Everyone knows that the zip code for Beverly Hills is 90210 thanks to the show, but not as many people know the zip code to Dawson’s Creek.

It’s 90108

^...for ^our ^^lives ^^^to ^^^be ^^^over...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakemg
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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Why did the computer nerd OD?

Did to many lines of code

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadmanStarks434
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2021
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Dadjoked at the grocery store

One of my first jobs was at our local grocery store, where I was a cashier. Our store had those misting hoses that periodically would shower the produce items with water, so sometimes things were still wet when customers were checking out. My parents were shopping and of course came to my line to check out. I picked up a bag of vegetables, which happened to be leeks. One of the leeks must have been laying in the produce section perfectly upright because it had about 6 ounces of water in it and when I layed the bag down to type in the code, it all poured out of the bag all over the register. My dad proceeded to scream "we've got a leek!" loud enough that everyone around could hear. Other employees thought we had an actual problem and came rushing to my aid... Not one laugh could be heard..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jonstradamus
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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