Get thee to a punnery!!
I've two bulls who just love to fight //
they simply cannot be polite //
Just one needs to breed //
and so I'll proceed //
to castrate the weak one tonight
The procedure is safe, I insist //
if we make the blood flow desist //
to make bleeding halt //
do the "ball somersault" //
and give that whole sack a huge twist
To do this requires no skill //
I'll just need a quite large power-drill //
and a specialized clamp //
to hold on to that champ //
then turn it on fast- what a thrill!
It is clear this device should appeal //
to those who need bulls with less zeal //
I shall name this device //
with a drill and a vise //
the most perfect of names: "Steering Wheel!"
Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
No joke.
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that he would win
But alas no pun in ten did
The rhyme of the ancient mariner.
She was a poet and didn't know it.
This works better actually hearing it but here is a lil rhyme my dad always uses: When ya go to kiss your honey and her nose is kinda runny you think its kinda funny but it snot. (sounds like you're saying its not)
There once was a singer of old
Who then broke away from the fold
He won't give you up
He won't let you down
In short, you have been limeRick Rolled
Most of them are limericks...
There once was a man from Beirut, Who had 39 warts on his root. Acid cured these But now when he pees He fingers his root like a flute...
Also these come to mind...
What kind of bees give milk? Boobies
Whats the best advice for a happy marriage? A short memory.
