Fuzzy wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy wuzzy wasn't fuzzy was he?
No joke.
A man was once offended
By a pun writing contest he entered
He submitted ten
Sure that he would win
But alas no pun in ten did
The rhyme of the ancient mariner.
She was a poet and didn't know it.
This works better actually hearing it but here is a lil rhyme my dad always uses: When ya go to kiss your honey and her nose is kinda runny you think its kinda funny but it snot. (sounds like you're saying its not)
There once was a singer of old
Who then broke away from the fold
He won't give you up
He won't let you down
In short, you have been limeRick Rolled
Most of them are limericks...
There once was a man from Beirut, Who had 39 warts on his root. Acid cured these But now when he pees He fingers his root like a flute...
Also these come to mind...
What kind of bees give milk? Boobies
Whats the best advice for a happy marriage? A short memory.
