So we came home yesterday only to find that someone broke into our house...

Looking around, it seemed like they didn't really take a whole lot.

Our TV was still there, the kids PS4, and legos were fine.

But the house was dark, even when we tried to turn on the lights.

Seems the only thing that was taken were our light bulbs and a couple lamps...we were delighted.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2017
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Dadjoked and in pain

Walking through the house when all of the sudden, sharp pain in my heel. It felt like I just stepped on a Lego but it turned out to be a large chunk of glass stuck in my foot.

Me: Who broke something?!

Dad: Oh thanks for picking that up.

All: groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrScootz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2014
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