Following is a list of some of the most notable one-liners, statements, quips, insults, puns, misquotes and punchlines from Malayalam films- conceived by our illustrious canon of screenwriters and brought to life by our brilliant line-up of actors- that are especially distinguished for its durable impact, comedic brilliance and unlimited quotability, and lives on in popular culture through its widespread and constant use.
- “Saadhanam Kaiyyil undo?”
Code-word in Akkareyakkareyakkare
- “Kochi pazhaya kochiyellennariyam… pakshe Bilal pazhaya Bilal thanneya”
Mammootty as Bilal John Kurishingal in Big B
- “…namukku chodichu chodichu pokaam. Namukku chodichu chodichu chodichu pokam.”
Mohanlal as Sagar Kottappuram in Ayal Kadha Ezhuthukayaanu
- “Case Kodukkanam Pillecha!”
Cochin Haneefa as Thrivikraman in Meesha Madhavan
- “Ninney thookkaan ividathe niyamathinu bhayam aayirunnu… marikkaan ninakkum. Pakshe ithinu randinum Mannadiyarku bhayamilla.”
Mammootty as Narasimha Mannadiyar in Dhruvam
- “Kaanaan oru look illanney ullu… bhayankara budhiya.”
Salim Kumar as Advocate Mukundanunni in Meesha Madhavan
- “Namukku gramangalil chennu raapaarkaam…”
Mohanlal as Solomon in Namukku Parkkan Munthirithoppukal
- “Njan ee polytechnic’il onnum poyittillallo. Athukondee yanthrathinte pravarthanonnum enikku nishchayilla. Angana sambhavichatha.”
Mamukkoya as Kunjananthan Mesthry in Thalayanamanthram
- “Sagar… alias… Jacky”
Mohanlal as Sagar/Jacky in Irupathaam Noottandu
- “Ithalla ithinapparam chaadi kadannavananee K.K. Joseph!”
Innocent as K.K. Joseph in Vietnam Colony
- “My phone number is double-two double-five”
Mohanlal as Vincent Gomez in Rajavinte Makan
- “Kaakka thoori…”
Jagadeesh as Appukuttan in In Harihar Nagar
- “Varrierey… Enthado njan inganey aayi poyathu?”
Mohanlal as Mangalasserry Neelakandan in Devasuram
- “… naaley kaaviley paattumalsarathinu kaanaam!”
Jagathy Sreekumar as Arashummoottil Appukuttan in Yodha
- “Njan oru thevidisshy ayathintey mahathwam ippozhaanenikku manasilayathu!”
Seema as Raji in Avalude Ravukal
- “Adichu mole!”
Innocent as Kittunni in Kilukkam
- “Orikkalum oru SSLC’karan oru Degree’karaney vedhanippikkarauthu.”
Mohanlal as Ramdas in Nadodikkattu
- “Ormayundo ee mugham?”
Suresh Gopi as Bharathchandran in Commissioner
- “Kittiya Ootty, allenkil chatti!”
Jagathy Sreekumar as Nischal in Kilukkam
- “Pempillerey roattikoodey nadakkaan nee sammathikkilla, alley?... D
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Do your worst!
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
They’re on standbi
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
When I got home, they were still there.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
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This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
You take away their little brooms
There hasn't been a post all year!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
It was about a weak back.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
After all his first name is No-vac
What, then, is Chinese rap?
Edit:
Notable mentions from the comments:
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Spanish/Swedish/Swiss/Serbian hits
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French/Finnish art
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Country/Canadian rap
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Chinese/Country/Canadian rock
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Turkish/Tunisian/Taiwanese rap
There hasn't been a single post this year!
(Happy 2022 from New Zealand)
Nothing, it just waved
Him: I can explain everything!
(It's his best joke yet I think)
Bob
So that I could frequently say, "I am going to walk 5 miles now."
Edit: My most popular post on Reddit! 😀 Thank you for the awards.
Just to clarify, 12345678
Me grabbing a soda from my (what I thought was) half full 12pk...
Notices there's only 2;
Me: "Awe man... This is a damn bird box!" Her: "What the hell does that mean?!" Me: (Pulls both cans out & shows them to her) "It's only got Toucans."
I'm not ashamed to admit the look on her face was glorious.
I was just sitting there doing nothing.
But nobody ever mentions his sister, Onya, who invented the starter pistol.
