My friend just told me a joke about Vincent Van Gogh, but it really wasn't funny.

Is there something I'm missing ear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2022
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I have a joke about Vincent Van Gogh

But I fear it will fall on deaf ears

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2022
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I once met Vincent Van Gogh in a pub.

I asked him if he would like a drink.....He said No thanks, I've got one 'ear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berkleysquare
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2021
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Vincent Van Gogh’s son was a LEGO master. As a test of his skill he was asked...

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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I wanted to buy the perfect Vincent Van Gogh costume for a Halloween party, but I couldn't find one.

They were all ear-regular.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Vincent Van Gogh walks into a bar...

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Ballz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2019
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What made Vincent Van Gogh such a good friend?

He was willing to lend an ear.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel in 1939 called "Gadsby", which completely avoids use of the letter "E".

Sounds a bit prtntious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2020
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On Carving Pumpkins

We're making jack o'lanterns and my mom is working on something pretty ambitious (I think it's a leaf). I say something about it, and my dad gets a big grin on his face and comments,

"Boys, your mom is Vincent van Gourd!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clayh5
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2013
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At the pastry with my dad...

D (with a big grin) : What do you call a baker who accidentally cut off his ear?

Me: ?

D: Vincent Van Dough

Probably a common joke but I found it hilarious.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zy0x
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2015
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Vincent names his mini-van.

My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JackBmann
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2014
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