A. Vincent Puns

Is there something I'm missing ear?

But I fear it will fall on deaf ears

I asked him if he would like a drink.....He said No thanks, I've got one 'ear

Can you LEGO an egg Gogh?

They were all ear-regular.

The bartender asks "want a pint?"

Van Gogh replies "No thanks, I've got one 'ere."

He was willing to lend an ear.

Sounds a bit prtntious.

We're making jack o'lanterns and my mom is working on something pretty ambitious (I think it's a leaf). I say something about it, and my dad gets a big grin on his face and comments,

"Boys, your mom is Vincent van Gourd!"

D (with a big grin) : What do you call a baker who accidentally cut off his ear?

Me: ?

D: Vincent Van Dough

Probably a common joke but I found it hilarious.

My good friend has a father named Vincent. Vincent always drives a van, and he gave his most recent van a name. He named it Vincent Van Go and often shouted "Vincent Van, Go!" before hitting the gas.