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👤︎ u/zeezyman
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Finnish Police Special Intervention Unit "Karhu" during exercise in Komárno, Slovakia. [1080x763]
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Zomrel basketbalista Michal Maslík, hrával za Komárno a Dolný Kubín sportnet.sme.sk/spravy/zo…
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Fanúšikovia Komárna keď Komárno vyradí Dunajskú Stredu zo Slovnaft Cupu v.redd.it/y9ice0o7a7p71
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Stormy weather over Komárno, southern Slovakia on May 30th. Thanks to Niko Ivanics for the report. Posted with permission. https://t.co/5t2ZG1UXOz mobile.twitter.com/severe…
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Komárno: A city on the edge (Spectacular Slovakia) spectator.sme.sk/c/224511…
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12.3 Billa Komárno
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👤︎ u/alekancl
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Komárno_irl
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👤︎ u/Lagger33
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[NEWS] Komárno and Komárom?

Komárno and Komárom? Both Hungarian populated. Both in Europe. Both have an almost same name. Why? Originally they were one city. The Slovak government and the Hungarian government have been in talks about the reunification of the city, mainly due to the large Hungarian population. This would mean the city would fall under the administration of Hungary. The city seems to be optimistic, (notably from its Hungarian residents) however, a referendum will be held due to a Serb national group.

Despite this, Slovakia remains staunch in holding on to its territories and borders. Especially after the Polish invasion, "Slovakia will not give in to hostile pressures of other nations..." (-President Andrej Kiska press conference on Polish attack). Not only that, it has sparked controversy in Bratislava due to an article in the Slovak constitution.

Article 3

(1) The territory of the Slovak Republic is united and indivisible.

(2) The borders of the Slovak Republic can be changed only by a constitutional law.

The agreeement would allow the Slovak government to move and control military forces through the area in times of emergency and national defense. However, from a general viewpoint, it would essentially be giving up the city and shifting the border.

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👤︎ u/Stinger913
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SERIOUS: This subreddit needs to understand what a "dad joke" really means.

I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.

Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.

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when the average hungarian comes across a yurt and it's got finnish nomads inside
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👤︎ u/drury
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Blind Girl Here. Give Me Your Best Blind Jokes!

Do your worst!

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This subreddit is 10 years old now.

I'm surprised it hasn't decade.

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Dropped my best ever dad joke & no one was around to hear it

For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.

I said "hey look, an escaPEA"

No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!

Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂

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What starts with a W and ends with a T

It really does, I swear!

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What is a a bisexual person doing when they’re not dating anybody?

They’re on standbi

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Geddit? No? Only me?
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👤︎ u/shampy311
📅︎ Dec 28 2021
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I wanna hear your best airplane puns.

Pilot on me!!

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Why did Karen press Ctrl+Shift+Delete?

Because she wanted to see the task manager.

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👤︎ u/Eoussama
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E or ß?
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👤︎ u/Amazekam
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What did Spartacus say when the lion ate his wife?

Nothing, he was gladiator.

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👤︎ u/rj104
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Pun intended.
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No spoilers
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👤︎ u/Onfour
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Covid problems
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These aren't dad jokes...

Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.

This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.

If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.

Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.

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👤︎ u/Lance986
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I had a vasectomy because I didn’t want any kids.

When I got home, they were still there.

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👤︎ u/demotrek
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What did 0 say to 8 ?

What did 0 say to 8 ?

" Nice Belt "

So What did 3 say to 8 ?

" Hey, you two stop making out "

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Spi__
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I dislike karma whores who make posts that imply it's their cake day, simply for upvotes.

I won't be doing that today!

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👤︎ u/djcarves
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The Ancient Romans II
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👤︎ u/mordrathe
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I'd like to dedicate this joke to my wisdom teeth.

[Removed]

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Where do you find a cow with no legs?

Where ever you left it 🤷‍♀️🤭

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I did it, I finally did it. After 4 years and 92 days I went from being a father, to a dad.

This morning, my 4 year old daughter.

Daughter: I'm hungry

Me: nerves building, smile widening

Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.

She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.

Thank you all for listening.

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👤︎ u/Sk2ec
📅︎ Jan 01 2022
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How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your frying pan?

You take away their little brooms

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It this sub dead?

There hasn't been a post all year!

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👤︎ u/TheTreelo
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School Was Clothed
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👤︎ u/Kennydoe
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Remember that joke I told you about the chiropractor?

It was about a weak back.

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👤︎ u/tanglwyst
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