Just in case there’s a salad dressing
Who’s there?
Dishes
Dishes who?
Dishes Sean Connery
Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!
"Who's there?"
"Hawaii"
"Hawaii who?"
"I'm fine, Hawaii you?"
Should get a no bell prize
Who's there?
Cash
Cash who?
No thanks but I don't mind peanuts
Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League
Hatch.
Hatch who?
Bless you.
Whose there?
Cow says
Cow says who?
No, cow says moo, dummy
Knock-knock.
>!Who's there?!<
Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said “who’s there?”
Who’s there?
Broken pencil.
Broken pencils who?
Never mind, it’s pointless.
Who’s there? Woo Woo who?
Why are you excited?
One of my first Dad joke attempts and my kids didn’t even get it, sigh.
Who's there?
Joe Biden
Joe Biden who?
Joe Biden more off than you can chew.
"who's there"
"owls say"
"owls say who"
meniacal smile
Cowboy say YA! ...
Cowboy say YA! Who?
Yeehaw partner
Cuz there might be a salad dressing
He’s an imi-tater...
Knock Knock / Who's there?
Interrupting cow.
Interrupting cow wh—
Moooooooo!
There should be a Trump version.
Knock knock / Who's there?
Interrupting Trump.
Interrupting Trump wh—
Fake moos!
The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"
His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"
Who's there.
Grandma.
Oh shit Stop the funeral.
Who's there?
Any.
Any who?
Hey, at least let me finish my joke!
He won the nobell prize
Son: who's there?
Sink: it's me, sink
Son: Dad, sink is at the door
Dad: Let that sink in!
Knocker: You Know.
Me: You Know who?
Knocker: Yes
Me: *Opens door in confusion*
Knocker: Avada Kedavra!
Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!
(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)
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French cow: le moo
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Backwards cow: oom
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Upside down cow: woo
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Sad cow: moo hoo hoo
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Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo
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Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo
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Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)
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Cow in disguise: Baa
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Horse in disguise: Moo
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Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo
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Inaudible cow:
Come on ion
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
I'll see myself out....
Dishes Sean Connery.
(RIP)
Just in case there's a salad dressing
should get a no-bell prize.
Should get a no bell prize.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
There could be a salad dressing.
Who's there?
Cargo.
Cargo who?
Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.
"Hi, Who, I'm Dad. Pleased to meet you."
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
He won the 'no-bell' prize.
Just in case there is a salad dressing.
there might be a salad dressing.
Just in case there's a salad dressing.
