I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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Knock knock...
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Knock knock

Who’s there?

Dishes

Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery

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This is my 4 year old daughters joke: Knock Knock?

Who’s there? Cargo. Cargo who? No! Owl goes who. Car goes Beep! Beep!

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"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"Hawaii"

"Hawaii who?"

"I'm fine, Hawaii you?"

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πŸ‘€οΈŽ u/SunnySideUp145
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Whoever invented knock knock jokes

Should get a no bell prize

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Knock Knock

Who's there?

Cash

Cash who?

No thanks but I don't mind peanuts

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Hear about that superhero knock-off group that keeps ordering drinks but pour out all the liquid?

Apparently they call themselves the Just Ice League

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Knock knock. Who's there?

Hatch.

Hatch who?

Bless you.

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Knock knock

Whose there?

Cow says

Cow says who?

No, cow says moo, dummy

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I have a knock-knock joke, but you have to start it...

Knock-knock.

>!Who's there?!<

Edit: my son told me this. I was confused at why I had to start it and then cracked up when he said β€œwho’s there?”

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Don’t knock it until you diet
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Knock knock…

Who’s there?

Broken pencil.

Broken pencils who?

Never mind, it’s pointless.

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Knock knock

Who’s there? Woo Woo who?

Why are you excited?

One of my first Dad joke attempts and my kids didn’t even get it, sigh.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Joe Biden

Joe Biden who?

Joe Biden more off than you can chew.

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From my son: "knock knock"

"who's there"

"owls say"

"owls say who"

meniacal smile

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Knock! Knock! Who’s there?

Cowboy say YA! ...

Cowboy say YA! Who?

Yeehaw partner

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You know your supposed to knock on the refrigerator door before you open it

Cuz there might be a salad dressing

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Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?

He’s an imi-tater...

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Do you know they interrupting cow knock knock joke?

Knock Knock / Who's there?

Interrupting cow.

Interrupting cow whβ€”

Moooooooo!

There should be a Trump version.

Knock knock / Who's there?

Interrupting Trump.

Interrupting Trump whβ€”

Fake moos!

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A boy knocks his father down the stairs in a freak accident.

The father breaks his neck and dies, leaving his son to mourn for days. However, one night, the boy wakes up to see an apparition of his father before him. All at once, he breaks down crying, and screams out, "I'm sorry!"

His father responds, "Hi Sorry, I'm dead!"

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Knock Knock

Who's there.

Grandma.

Oh shit Stop the funeral.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Any.

Any who?

Hey, at least let me finish my joke!

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the nobell prize

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Knock knock

Son: who's there?

Sink: it's me, sink

Son: Dad, sink is at the door

Dad: Let that sink in!

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*Knock Knock* Me: Who's there?

Knocker: You Know.

Me: You Know who?

Knocker: Yes

Me: *Opens door in confusion*

Knocker: Avada Kedavra!

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DadHelp wanted: more variants for "interrupting cow" knock-knock joke to amuse kids

Everyone knows the interrupting cow knock knock joke but we like making up KKJs for other cows. Here are some of ours; please add more so I can continue to surprise and delight the young people near and dear to me. TIA!

(Obviously each joke goes "Knock knock" etc. I'll just write the "cow" part and the punchline)

  • French cow: le moo

  • Backwards cow: oom

  • Upside down cow: woo

  • Sad cow: moo hoo hoo

  • Ghost cow: moo-oo-oo-oooo

  • Police cow: moo ee oo ee oo ee oo

  • Cow on a motorbike: (make zooming moo)

  • Cow in disguise: Baa

  • Horse in disguise: Moo

  • Invisible cow: (quickly cover child's eyes) Moo

  • Inaudible cow:

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What does the onion say when you knock on their door...

Come on ion

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I always knock on the fridge before I open the door...

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

I'll see myself out....

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Knock knock

Whose there

I'm

I'm who

Hi who, I'm dad

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Knock knock. Who's there? Dishes. Dishes who?

Dishes Sean Connery.

(RIP)

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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there's a salad dressing

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Whoever invented "Knock knock" jokes...

should get a no-bell prize.

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The person that invented Knock Knock Jokes

Should get a no bell prize.

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knock knock

who's there?

IWannap

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I always knock on the refrigerator door before opening it.

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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Why should you always knock on the fridge before opening it?

There could be a salad dressing.

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Knock, knock...

Who's there?

Cargo.

Cargo who?

Nope. Owl go who. Car go beep beep.

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"Knock, knock." "Who's there?"

"Hi, Who, I'm Dad. Pleased to meet you."

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I always knock when I open the fridge

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize.

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I always knock on the fridge before opening it

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge door before opening it...

there might be a salad dressing.

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I Always Knock On The Fridge Door Before Opening It...

Just in case there's a salad dressing.

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