Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won a no-bell prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/distinctive_name
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Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He just won the no bell prize!

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Wife asked me why do I always knock on the fridge before opening it...

I said: "There could be a salad dressing"

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The hammer and the saw knock off work early and head to the bar.

When the rest of the tools arrive the hammer says, β€œYou know the drill.”

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Why does the Grinch hate knock knock jokes?

Because it's always Who's there.

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Did you hear about the guy who wrote the first knock knock joke?

He won the Nobel prize

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The inventor of 'knock-knock' jokes should get an award!

The no bell prize, maybe?

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What does the vampire vegetables say when they knock on your door?

Lettuce in

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What did the inventor of the knock knock joke win?

A No-bell prize

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When is a knock-off better than the real thing?

When it's shampoo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gracius0ne
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Did you hear the news about the inventor of the knock-knock joke?

He won the Nobel Prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_C0mm0ner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2021
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After a lifetime of jokes the inventor of the knock-Knock joke has been awarded..

The NoBell Prize.

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My wife told me to knock it off with the police related puns

I said, β€œOK…..I’ll give it arrest”

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A hunter in Montana got a knock on the door of his log cabin while he was eating his supper one evening.

Confused as to who it could be, he gets up and opens the door to find the county sheriff standing there.

'Why, hello sir,' he says, 'what can I do for ya this fine evening?'

'I'll get straight to the point,' the sheriff replies, 'I know you've been huntin' grizzlies in these here parts, and that's against the law!'

'Huh? I ain't been huntin' no grizzlies, sheriff,' the hunter replies, 'I been mainly focusin' on them deers i swear!'

The sheriff, not believing the hunter, insists on searching the cabin, with the hunter reluctantly letting him in. Upon his search, the sheriff finds multiple sets of the limbs of grizzly bears, providing all the evidence he needs to arrest the hunter.

The next day, the sheriff is approached at his desk by the hunter's lawyer as well as an FBI officer. Noting this as unusual he stands to greet them.

'I'm gonna have to ask you to let my client go,' the lawyer says.

'Why?' The sheriff stammered

The FBI agent interjects, 'You have violated the Constitution of the United States in imprisoning this hunter. The remains in his possession were all front legs of the grizzly bears, and as such, you have infringed upon his second amendment right to bear arms.'

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The guy that invented the knock knock joke should get an award

may I suggest the no bell prize or the ballon door?

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2021
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Do you know what was the name of the prize given to the inventor of the knock knock joke?

NoBell Prize

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I used an old trinket to knock an Irishman to the ground today.

Now that's how you play Nik Nak Paddy Whack.

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Why didn't the Sons of Liberty have a secret knock?

Because freedom rings!

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Always knock before opening the fridge.

There could be a salad dressing.

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I always knock on the fridge before I open it...

Just in case there is salad dressing.

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Why should you always knock on the door before you open the fridge?

Because there might be a salad dressing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/G3neralGriev0us
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the NoBell prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_poop_dude
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Why should you knock on the fridge door before you open it?

There could be a salad dressing in there!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2021
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Whoever invented the knock knock joke should get a prize.

The no bell prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WittyOnReddit
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke?

He won the 'no-bell' prize.

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I always knock on the fridge before opening it….

Just in case there is a salad dressing.

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did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

he just won the nobel prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/toddjones333
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the "no-bell" prize

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Did you hear about the man that invented the knock knock joke?

He just won the nobell prize.

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Did you know about the fella that created the knock knock joke?

He won the no_bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smellypants5379
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2021
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Did you hear about the dad who invented the knock knock joke?

He won the no bell prize

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You should always knock before opening the fridge

there could be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock-knock joke ?

He won the no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bellatrix-2197
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Why should you always knock on the fridge?

Come on, you know this. There could be salad dressing in there.

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I normally knock on the fridge door before I open it...

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He just won the Nobel Prize

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Did You Hear About The Guy Who Invented The Knock Knock Joke?

He just won the No Bell Prize!

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My husband doesn't knock on the fridge before opening it, and it bothers me

He doesn't understand that there could be a salad dressing

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Heard about the man who made the knock knock joke?

He won the no bell prize.

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What award should the person get who invented knock knock jokes?

The no-bell prize

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πŸ‘€︎ u/makunahatata27
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Did you hear about the guy who invented the knock knock joke?

He just won the no-bell prize!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cherry_Blossom221
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Did you hear about the guy that invented 'knock knock' jokes?

He won a No Bell prize.

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I always knock on the refrigerator door before I open it.

There could be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joe-73
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The creator of the knock-knock joke should get a Nobel prize

.....get it no bell 🀣

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ambitious_orphan
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Why should you always knock before you open the fridge?

Because there could be a salad dressing

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FartyMcFry89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2021
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What award does the person who invented knock knock jokes deserve?

The No Bell Prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sarcasticpremed
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2021
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Did you hear about the guy who invented knock knock jokes?

He won the no bell prize

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I always knock on the fridge before I open it

Just in case there’s a salad dressing

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Why should you always knock on the fridge door before you open it?

Because there could be a salad dressing!

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