Saw a kidnapping at the local park this morning

He must’ve been knackered, even his mum couldn’t wake him up

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xander725
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I got my girlfriend real good.

Girlfriend came home from a rough day of class and asks me to draw her a bath. So I got a paper and pencil, drew her a bath tub, and handed it to her. The look she gave me has been imprinted into my brain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forgetnot
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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What do you get if you castrate a field of South American camelids?

A pack of lack-a-knacker alpacas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grootisgod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2018
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