Because it was a tease spoon.
A Doyouhaveasoreass
Your leg
Massless Chaps
I hear he had a fetish for certain "ex-positions"
.... my God they're cutting into my waist!
Scientist #2: Well, it has a tiny body but really long legs. Why donβt we call it a βLong Legsβ ?
Scientist #2: Not kinky enough.
It let out a little whine.
He was a clip toe maniac
They always say: βJoke me, daddyβ.
When they beat the eggs and whip the cream.
I'm just kinky like that.
It's pretty kinky
"Hey I'm kinky, wanna play?"
"Hi kink, I'm dad."
Me: While I was in the shower the water pressure wasnβt right, and I noticed the tubing on the handheld shower head is bent out of shape.
Wife: OK. Are you going to fix it?
Me: Eventually. But I have to confess something. I went ahead and used it this morning the way it is. Are you upset?
Wife: Upset? No. Why?
Me: Well, I think most wives would be pretty mad if they heard their husband had been taking a shower with some kinky hose.
I told her, 'Let's go into the living room and toss about these leftover rolls!' She gives me a funny look, takes the bait and asks why. I reply....
'Then we'd be...'
'Roll playing!'
I guess she isnβt into the kinky stuff.
they are probably kinky
It was getting a little too kinky.
We were unloading the dishwasher and she accidentally hit me in the but with a dish. I said, I always knew you were kinky. Her reply, "Yep, I used to have a perm."
