Who was the builder of King Arthurs round table?
And then there was the roundest knight at King Arthur's round table.
They named him Sir Cumference.
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
Looks like King Charles III is already getting inflation in hand
Why doesn’t the Tiger King sing Christmas songs?
A king and queen walk into a bar.
The bartender says, "Sorry, you're not 21".
When King Arthur needs to cross the desert, where does he get his transportation?
TIL Stephen King has a lesser known brother who’s writes comedy
There's a lesser known King in Greek mythology that was cursed by the gods. Everything he contacted with his hands shrunk in size.
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king...
But he made a great ruler.
Do you know the name of the knight that jumped out of King Arthur’s birthday cake?
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
The stickiest of King Arthur's knights was
What happened to the king after he lost the rock throwing contest?
If there’s a king sized mattress and a queen sized mattress, where does the prince sleep?
The Backstreet Boys are anti- Burger King.
They don't want you to have it your way.
If King Kong went to Hong Kong to play ping pong and he died, what would they put on his coffin?
Only one knight from King Authur’s roundtable supported vaccinations.
My mama once told me to never trust the king of the jungle
because no matter what he tells you he's lion.
What’s it called when a king and queen decide to not have kids?
The King of Spain has been quarantined on his private jet....
The reign in Spain stays mainly on the plane.
Why did King Arthur cut off the Black Knight's legs?
That was the only way to de-feet him.
Why do knights try to get close to the king?
When I die, I wanna be buried with a whoopee cushion so I can be a king.
I showed the cops camera footage of a man stealing a Stephen King book, but they're not going to press charges.
In the end, he got away with IT.
Still getting use to hearing 'King'.
Whenever they introduce a message from the king, I expect Elvis to appear.
Burger King is starting their own line of protein powder supplements.
It’s called “Have it Your Whey”
Which of King Arthur’s knights was the heaviest drinker?
Did you hear the joke about King Charles?
What did King Charles say to his brother Prince Andrew?
"I'm the king of the castle. And you're the dirty rascal".
I'm not a massive fan of the new coins with King Charles' head on....
But then again....I don't like change!
Someone was throwing Stephen King books at everyone in the library and I couldn’t figure out what was going on-
What kind of hat did King David wear?
There was once a king who was only 12 inches tall…
Terrible king, but a great ruler.
Stephen King has a son named Joe.
I’m not joking, but he is.
Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall.
He was a terrible king, but he made a great ruler.
There was once a king who was just 12 inches tall
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler
Which knight of King Arthur’s Camelot created their round table?
Once upon a time there was a tiny king, only 12 inches tall
He was a terrible king but made a great ruler
Once upon a time there was a King who is only 12 inches tall
He was a terrible King but he made a great ruler
Which knight created King Arthur’s Round Table
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