I just found out how Kim Jong Un's father died.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
What did Kim Jong Un say on his death bed?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I just heard that Kim Jong-Un is sick
Guess that makes him Kim Jong-Ill now.
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︎ Apr 21 2020
R.I.P Kim Jong Un ... ... ... ... ... ... ... /s
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I once took a job working for Kim Jong Un
Seemed like a good Korea move.
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︎ Sep 11 2020
Kim Jong-Un told me a joke:
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︎ Aug 25 2020
My friend ask me how Kim Jong Unβs dad died
Because he was Kim Jong ILL
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︎ Jun 30 2020
Why did the Doctor desert to Kim Jong-Unβs regime?
He wanted a change of Korea
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︎ Jul 08 2020
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
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︎ Mar 27 2020
If Kim Jong Un were to die, what would be his succeeder's name?
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︎ Apr 22 2020
Why donβt we know whatβs going on with Kim Jong-un?
Heβs Kim Jong-unavailable
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Why does Kim Jong Un have so many books?
Because he's the Supreme Reader
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︎ May 01 2020
Kim Jong Un isnβt alive...
Theyβre using Kim Jong Deux
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︎ May 06 2020
Kim Jong-un's doctors...
Probably fancy a Korea change
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︎ Apr 26 2020
Kim Jong Un not dead
He just spend last few weeks in library...because he Supreme Reader.
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︎ May 07 2020
All dad jokes on Kim Jong Un would
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What do you call Kim Jong Un in a vegetative state?
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︎ Apr 29 2020
If Kim Jong Un married a Puerto Rican girl, his heirs would be called
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︎ Apr 25 2020
I heard Kim Jong Un's father died.
I didn't even know he was il
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︎ May 01 2017
Why doesn't Kim Jong Un have a girlfriend?
Because he's too focused on his Korea.
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︎ Jan 05 2019
Whenever I see Americans make fun of Kim Jong-un, I think to myself
Come on, you're bigger than that.
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︎ Jul 07 2019
How did the CIA find out that Kim Jong Un poisoned his half brother?
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︎ Jun 12 2019
If Kim Jong-un had a private yacht, it would be a dictator ship
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︎ Mar 10 2015
Just like his father, Kim Jong Un takes a binocular wherever he goes.
For proper gander purposes.
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︎ Jul 12 2018
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︎ May 13 2016
I think Kim Jong Un really stepped over the line when he visited South Korea
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︎ Apr 27 2018
Kim Jong Unβs historic trip to South Korea is the first by any North Korean leader.
About time he got on the Seoul Train
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︎ Apr 27 2018
If Kim Jong Un were assassinated, what would you call his gunshot wound?
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︎ Jan 14 2019
Kim Jong Un doesnβt like to be compared to his dad
If you ever talk, heβd prefer you donβt speak il of him
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︎ Feb 15 2019
What did Donald Trump say to Kim Jong un?
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︎ Apr 17 2018
What is the name of Kim Jong-un's son?
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︎ May 10 2018
If you thought Kim Jong Un was exciting...
just wait until you meet Kim Jong Deux!
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︎ Dec 24 2014
Kim Jong Unβs sense of humor is like food,
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︎ May 22 2018
Rumours are that Kim Jong-un is losing power.
Replacing him will be his brother and most senior official, Kim Jong-deux.
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︎ Oct 06 2014
Why will Kim Jong-un never use his nuclear weapons?
He's afraid it would cost him his Korea.
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︎ Nov 20 2017
I have a feeling that Kim Jong Un will soon be...
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︎ Apr 22 2020
How did Kim Jong un's father die?
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︎ Apr 25 2020
When Kim Jong Un dies,
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︎ Apr 25 2020
What did Kim Jong Un said when he was not feeling well?
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︎ Apr 28 2020
Why is Kim Jong-un's library so big ?
Because he is supreme reader
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︎ Aug 30 2016
Why does Kim Jong-Un like books?
Because he is the supreme reader
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︎ Mar 27 2019
Did you know Kim Jong Un loves books?
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︎ Sep 09 2019
What are Kim Jong Un's kids called?
Kim Jong Dos and Kim Jong Tres.
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︎ Nov 30 2018
If Kim Jong Un was pregnant....
Would he be Kim Jong Dos?
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︎ Nov 20 2014
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