The bartender does a little jig whenever he opens a new keg.

It's a tap dance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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A guy goes for a drive and his car stalls...

...right in front of a house where there’s a huge party going on. He walks in and notices that the party is somewhat divided. There’s a clear distinction between the people waiting for the bathroom and the people queued up for drinks, etc.

Considering the urgency of the bathroom queue, he walks over to the drinks table and asks everyone there if they wouldn’t mind helping him push his car to get it started. They agree but even with the full might of several people, the car doesn’t budge. He thanks them for trying and they all head back inside.

A little while later, the doorbell rings. The man sees the host open the door to the largest pizza guy he’s ever seen. The behemoth is holding 15 pizzas with one hand, a pallet of buffalo wings with the other, with a keg strapped to each shoulder. The man jumps up and asks the pizza guy for his help pushing the car. He agrees and they head to the street.

With barely one touch of a pinky on one hand, the car lurches forward and starts right up. The man drives off, waving behind him and yelling a quick, β€œThank you.”

As he catches sight of the party fading into the distance, he says to himself...

β€œThank goodness for the delivery because that punch line sure is weak.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/silashoulder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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My last keg of dopplebock so I thought I’d give it a punny farewell name.
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πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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Why did the keg explode?

It succumbed to beer pressure.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/changhaobyu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I dated a one legged girl who worked at a brewery.

She was in charge of the hops.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jengofitzpatrick
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2017
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Archie Bunker was forced to choose between his wife and his drinking habit.

You can’t have your keg and Edith, too

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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