A list of puns related to "Karls"
Onya Marx, who invented the starting pistol.
Turns out it’s just a communist plot.
We'd finally live in a classless society.
Because all proper tea is theft.
Thy teased him because he couldn’t capitalize.
He hated capitalism
Because there are no classes
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Communist Manepesto
Trotsky! :D
Mom : Who, Ray?
Dad : I don't think cheering is appropriate Karen
Karl Marx was right when he wrote Das Capitol.
I took my dog called Pilky (named after Karl Pilkington) for a walk in the park. We stopped for a minute so he could have some fun in the grass, when this girl walks by.
Her: What a cutie
Me: Thanks, I just had a new haircut.
She gives me a puzzled look when suddenly she gets it.
She: that's funny.
Me: No, that's Pilky.
Glad-he-ater
Someone noticed they all said Karl and asked “What are those?” And the communist responded with “They’re Karl Marx”
I think he was called meow tse-tung. This cat joke is purrfect.
The Marx it on their Karl-endars
I was describing one of those what ... are you quizzes. In this case it was how left wing are you.
"I got Karl Marx" I said.
"Oh really, I got full marx" said my dad
But no one has ever heard of his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol
Onya, the inventor of the starting pistol
But no one ever remembers his sister Onya, who invented the starting pistol.
Because proper tea is theft!
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