Carl Name Puns

Him: "You know what they call me back home,right?" Me:"What?" Him:"Carl."

Carl had this calling card of his. When he was nearly done burgling a house, he would put a brick inside the victim's washing machine, and switch it on. The washing machine would destroy itself, and the owners would know that the perpetrator could only be Carl.

Carl's number eventually came up, when he burgled a house with three savage guard dogs. They put an end to his burglary career.

I guess you could say, washing machines live longer with Carl gone.

The bartender says “what’ll it be?” Grasshopper says “I’m not sure any suggestions?” Bartender says “well you know we have a drink named after you!” Grasshopper says

“you have a drink named Carl Tillerson?!?”