Kardashian Puns

A list of puns related to "Kardashian"

What kind of horse does Kim Kardashian ride?

Kaneiiiiigh

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👤︎ u/SnooAvocados7098
📅︎ Nov 13 2020
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Why did the dinosaur whip Kim Kardashian

Because it wanted to make her bigassasaurass

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👤︎ u/thisispeculiar
📅︎ May 16 2020
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From my wife while watching Kardashians play poker.

"I think it's not fair for people with botox to play poker." I married right.

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👤︎ u/Iloukine
📅︎ Mar 20 2020
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What did the media say to the Kardashian after she culturally appropriated a Japanese dress?

Kim, oh no!

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👤︎ u/beetlebath
📅︎ Mar 02 2020
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What saved Kim Kardashian from drowning?

A Life West

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👤︎ u/00MX5
📅︎ Jan 19 2020
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What’s a Kardashian’s favorite kind of plant?

A transplant

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👤︎ u/KirkCaballero
📅︎ Oct 20 2019
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Kim Kardashian says that bees frighten her.

I bet the rest of the alphabet does too.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 22 2018
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What did kim Kardashian say when marrying coca cola?

Can yay

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👤︎ u/maccer20
📅︎ Sep 30 2019
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What is the kardashian's mansion called?

Silicon valley

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👤︎ u/madlad612
📅︎ Jun 14 2019
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Kim Kardashian & Kanye West named their new born Psalm West. I have only one question.

Is it a hymn or a her?

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👤︎ u/alisha40s
📅︎ May 18 2019
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Every time I see a picture of Kim Kardashian, I feel a shortness of breath.

I’m afraid I might be assmatic.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Aug 12 2018
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My honey farmer friend is a big fan of Kim Kardashian.

I guess booty is in the eye of the bee holder.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Mar 11 2018
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Did you hear? Kourtney, Kim and Khloe Kardashian made a commercial with the Hulk. It was advertising canned vegetables.

Hoe, hoe, hoe, green giant.

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👤︎ u/ErwinFurwinPurrwin
📅︎ Oct 04 2017
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It's amazing the Kardashians can even see Caitlyn Jenner.

She's just so trans-parent.

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👤︎ u/accountnumber3
📅︎ Aug 18 2016
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Was looking through the Black Friday coupon books...

My sister's boyfriend came across a Sketchers ad when he said 'It's a little messed up that Kim Kardashian got famous from being in a sex tape and now she's selling Sketchers to little girls'. And my father says 'Yeah that's pretty sketchy'. Brilliant.

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👤︎ u/curly_Q
📅︎ Nov 30 2013
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