A list of puns related to "Kagami Mochi"
I won this a few weeks ago and he came home super quickly! which is strange because im still waiting on prizes i won last year;;
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Hi everyone! I recently purchased a Tamagotchi On and I noticed the room has a confusing object in the corner. It resembles a white bird with an orange on its head sitting on a box. Iโve tried searching for information about what it is, but canโt find anything. I was hoping someone here could tell me what it is/means! Apologies for the formatting, as I am typing this on my phone. Thanks!
Do your worst!
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies ๐
Starting judo at 29 years old I was definately a late bloomer but the dream has always been to one day visit the mecca of Judo: The Kodokan. (That and obtain Shodan one day too). It seemed like a mystical place that could only be visited by others, and certainly more worthy judokas but after gathering up the courage and doing the research online my dream became a reality in January 2020.
It really all started when I was browsing through reddit around 2019 and came across a post by a fellow who had stayed and trained at the Kodokan. His post was very informative and it got the ball rolling for me and made me realise it was definitely possible for a mere judo mortal like myself.
I was already planning on going to Tokyo, Japan with my son (who is also a judoka), see a few of the martial arts hotspots and on the off chance, just see if we could visit or even just train once at the Kodokan....just to say we'd done it.
I got onto the Kodokan website and found an email contact on the website. I gave them the dates I would be in Japan and enquired if they had any classes my son and I would be able to attend.
I was both surprised and excited when I got an email back explaining I would be there for their Kan Geiko (Mid Winter Training). You can google that but basically, it's a way of starting off the new year getting back into training during the coldest time of the year to foster mental toughness. Judokas from all over the world come and train at this time of year and of course the locals too. It's actually not just unique to Judo but other martial arts as well.
I explained I was only nikyu (blue belt) and my son was only Sankyu (orange). The lady over email said my son would be ok however I was asked if had experience training with black belts before. Of course in my clubs I have attended over the years, I have indeed trained with black belts (even though I would get smashed by them lol). So that was the only real prerequisite. I can breakfall no probs!
One thing led to another and since I hadn't locked in anywhere specifically to stay I enquired about staying at the Kodokan itself. It worked out to be about $50 USD per night to stay in a dormitory style bunk bed. Perfect!
Well after months of planning and trying to learn a little bit more Japanese than just judo terms, my son and I were off to Japan.
We moved into the Kodokan the day before Kan Geiko. The Kodokan is a huge eight story buildling located in the Bunkyo district, just north of the Imperia
... keep reading on reddit โกPilot on me!!
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
Theyโre on standbi
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
I won't be doing that today!
You take away their little brooms
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
There hasn't been a post all year!
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