Jokes About Making Puns

A list of puns related to "Jokes About Making"

I should have been making more jokes about the whole Suez canal situation...

I really missed the boat on that one

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Mar 30 2021
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What’s the difference between a lousy trashy stand up comedian, and a father making jokes about pens?

One is bad at telling dick jokes, the other is dad at telling Bic jokes.

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👤︎ u/ParticleDetector
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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We shouldn’t be making jokes about COVID 19

They’re tasteless.

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👤︎ u/deedubya8
📅︎ Jan 10 2021
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Guys stop making jokes about bass

Seriously just drop it

im sorry u read this

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👤︎ u/Comsicwastaken
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Yesterday, I couldn't stop making jokes about seaweed

. . . I couldn't Kelp myself

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👤︎ u/evilweasel72
📅︎ Nov 21 2020
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In olden times, making jokes about the way words sound was unfavored by society and would warrant a sever beating.

This ritual beating was called a PUN-ishment

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👤︎ u/brayradberry
📅︎ Jun 04 2020
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I tried making a joke about yoga.

I didn't see it working out.

I know, a bit of a stretch, right?

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👤︎ u/nebulaxox
📅︎ Mar 21 2020
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My wife was yelling at me because I keep making jokes about cheese

I told her she was acting like a Munster

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👤︎ u/daxtheyeen
📅︎ Apr 24 2020
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I thought about making dad jokes about star wars...

But I don't want to stoop Solo.

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👤︎ u/thatsmoothfuck
📅︎ Jun 24 2020
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Seeing such high unemployment rate, I thought of making a joke about unemployed people

but none of them worked...

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👤︎ u/LopsidedVader
📅︎ Mar 23 2020
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My dad kept making a joke about interrupting cow

He was obviously milking it

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👤︎ u/HylianHero_
📅︎ Oct 09 2019
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Did you hear about the burger who kept making jokes?

He was on a roll!

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👤︎ u/Thornkale
📅︎ May 29 2019
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My friend tried stand-up comedy and making jokes about eyeballs and their fluids. No one would laugh.

I can't blame them; it was vitreous humour.

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Nov 02 2019
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As a doctor, I hate making jokes about an unvaccinated child.

But I’m thinking of giving it a shot.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 06 2018
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I thought about making jokes about a dwarf but

I decided to just be the bigger man

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👤︎ u/zZ_DunK_Zz
📅︎ Jul 20 2018
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Making a dad joke about dad jokes.

I asked my dad if he had seen "r dadjokes". He said "r dadjokes, or your dadjokes?"

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👤︎ u/Charkol
📅︎ Nov 12 2013
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I thought about making a joke about a woman with a breast implant made out of wood...

But that would be in poor taste, wooden tit?

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👤︎ u/SaltanDitler
📅︎ Aug 04 2017
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People say making jokes about the Ukraine/ Russia conflict is in poor taste. Well those people can just go Crimea river
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👤︎ u/tdenlisoz
📅︎ Mar 06 2014
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People are making jokes about the apocalypse

Like there's no tomorrow!

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👤︎ u/TheDemeisen
📅︎ Sep 05 2015
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I’m sorry I can’t stop making jokes about denim

It’s in my jenes

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👤︎ u/Paradigm_Shiftz
📅︎ Jul 22 2020
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