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Jed Puns

A list of puns related to "Jed"

Old Jed Clampett (Beverly Hillbillies) got in an accident that left him with a glass eye. It was uncomfortable to sleep in over night so he took it out and hired a servant to watch it.

It was his Jed Eye Master.

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👤︎ u/skycooper11
📅︎ Jan 11 2021
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The Last Jed
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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Dec 20 2017
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What do you call a Jedi Knight on a diet?

Obi One Calorie

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👤︎ u/NoDramaIceberg
📅︎ May 03 2022
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There is much disagreement on the theory of knowledge, but most philosophers agree on its origin, that is, the first thing one knows.

That's because the first thing you know ol' Jed's a millionaire.

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👤︎ u/MaxCWebster
📅︎ Apr 23 2022
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What do you call a Jedi that can't get to sleep?

A restless Knight.

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👤︎ u/garmdian
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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What's the first thing you know?

Old Jed's a millionaire

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👤︎ u/Sleazy4you2say
📅︎ Aug 02 2018
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