Jay-Z is DMing a D&D campaign for his son.
Jay-Z's son is playing a fighter and is engaged in a grueling fight with a troll. The troll is clearly too high a difficulty for the fighter.
"Dad," Jay-Z's son exclaims in frustration. "The troll is destroying me!" Just at that moment, from behind a nearby hill appears an army of goblins led by what appears to be an intoxicated lich.
Jay-Z looks at his son and replies with a smirk, "If you're having troll problems, I feel bad for you, son. I've got 99 goblins and a lich on rum."
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Jay Leno went to Morgan Freemanβs house and had a lot of drinks. Leno suddenly started to urinate on Freemanβs carpet. Freeman was furious and ran after him as he kept on urinating. The banker next door saw the whole thing and decided to start a bank...
Kids, that is the true story of how Jay-pee-Morgan-chase was named
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︎ Apr 30 2021
Jay-Z has invested in a digital security company.
He's got ninety-nine problems but a breach ain't one.
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︎ Apr 09 2021
My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay
He was arrested for jaywalking
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.
They are named Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
Did you know who BeyoncΓ© was, before she married Jay Z?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Found a baby blue jay on the ground. Not sure what to do with it.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Itβs a pity they didnβt cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,
since heβs both Green Lantern and Deadpool
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Jay-Z is back on Spotify
I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Me: I think I have a crush on BeyoncΓ©.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. Thatβs buoyancy.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
Iβm surprised they didnβt cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby given all his experience.
He already played Green Lantern AND Deadpool
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︎ Sep 16 2019
What did jay z call his wife before they while they were engaged?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Jay Z was recently diagnosed with OCD, but he seems pretty happy about it.
He now has an even 100 problems.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
I passed a store today. It said "Jay's Windows:"
"Bringing relief to your breaks and panes."
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︎ Sep 22 2017
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
What did Jay-z call his girlfriend before marrying her?
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︎ Dec 16 2016
Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.
"What's wrong?"
"I can see your Halo"
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I like the sound of βfiancΓ©β
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What does jay z get from Wendyβs?
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︎ Jan 07 2018
Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.
Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
Did i make this up?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Watching the Royals / Blue Jays
Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.
Son: what?
Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.
My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.
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︎ Oct 24 2015
My friend Jay recently had twins, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My friend Jay had twins recently, and he wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
My friend Jay just had twins and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
My friend Jay just had twins, and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What did Jay-Z call BeyoncΓ© before they got married?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What did Jay-Z call his wife, before they got married?
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Jay Z
What did Jay Z call BeyonΔe before they were married?
FiancΓ©e.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, what did he call her?
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