My friend Jay recently had twins, and want to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
What happened to the man who stepped on a blue jay
He was arrested for jaywalking
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︎ Aug 31 2020
My name is Jay and we are an Icelandish family. My wife and I could never come up with a name for our son.
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︎ Aug 12 2020
Did you know who BeyoncΓ© was, before she married Jay Z?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before he got married?
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︎ Mar 06 2020
My friend Jay had twin daughters, and decided to name them after him.
They are named Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What floats Jay-Z's boat?
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Found a baby blue jay on the ground. Not sure what to do with it.
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︎ Sep 23 2019
Send me your terrible puns and I will make equally terrible MS Paint adaptations
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Itβs a pity they didnβt cast Ryan Reynolds as Jay Gatsby,
since heβs both Green Lantern and Deadpool
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︎ Dec 04 2019
Jay-Z is back on Spotify
I guess that means his Tidal wave crashed.
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︎ Dec 04 2019
What bird is blue and is great at taking a bath?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Me: I think I have a crush on BeyoncΓ©.
Her: Whatever floats your boat.
Me: No. Thatβs buoyancy.
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︎ Nov 24 2019
What did jay z call his wife before they while they were engaged?
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︎ Aug 25 2019
Ah, ah, ah, ah.
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︎ Aug 11 2019
Jay Z was recently diagnosed with OCD, but he seems pretty happy about it.
He now has an even 100 problems.
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︎ Dec 03 2018
What do the Toronto Maple Leafs & the Toronto Blue Jays have in common ?
Neither team plays professional level Hockey.
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︎ Feb 10 2019
Kid: Oh man dad, today's test at school was difficult. There was a test with like 99 problems on it -and one of those problems was a real bitch.
Dad: Well we know one thing. Your teacher is not Jay-z!
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︎ Aug 29 2020
I passed a store today. It said "Jay's Windows:"
"Bringing relief to your breaks and panes."
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︎ Sep 22 2017
What did Jay-z call his girlfriend before marrying her?
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︎ Dec 16 2016
Speaking of Jay-Z, B asked him to clean up his video games. When she came back, she was pretty ticked off.
"What's wrong?"
"I can see your Halo"
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︎ Jul 30 2018
I like the sound of βfiancΓ©β
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︎ Jun 20 2019
What does jay z get from Wendyβs?
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︎ Jan 07 2018
Did i make this up?
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︎ Sep 15 2019
Did you hear about the explosion at the cheese factory?
All that was left was De Brie
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︎ Sep 16 2019
Watching the Royals / Blue Jays
Me: that pitcher just threw a cheeseburger at the catcher.
Son: what?
Me: yeah, it was a 100 mph slider.
My sons all laugh and the wife rolls her eyes. I'll take it.
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︎ Oct 24 2015
My friend Jay recently had twins, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Oct 20 2019
My friend Jay had twins recently, and he wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jun 01 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jul 29 2018
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 17 2019
My friend Jay recently had twin girls, and wanted to name them after him.
So I suggested Kaye and Elle.
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︎ Oct 21 2019
My friend Jay just had twin daughters and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jul 23 2019
My friend Jay just had twins and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Dec 01 2018
My friend Jay just had twins, and wants to name them after him.
So I suggested Kay and Elle.
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︎ Jun 06 2018
What did Jay-Z call BeyoncΓ© before they got married?
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︎ Jul 14 2019
What did Jay-Z call his girlfriend before they got married?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
What did Jay-Z call his wife, before they got married?
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︎ Dec 14 2017
Jay Z
What did Jay Z call BeyonΔe before they were married?
FiancΓ©e.
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︎ Dec 17 2018
When Jay-Z got engaged to his wife, what did he call her?
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︎ Jun 07 2016
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