My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
An American, an Armenian, an Australian, an Austrian, a Burmese, a Chinese, a Canadian, a Dutchman, a Dane, an Englishman, an Estonian, a German, a Japanese, a Korean, a Mexican, a Nepalese, a Pole, a Russian, and a Welshman all walk into a posh bar. The doorman says sorry, we have standards.
You canβt come in without a Thai.
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︎ Sep 23 2020
My friends and I were discussing about different kinds of alcoholic drinks, and this guy kept talking about a Japanese one
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︎ Jul 28 2020
An englishman, a frenchman, an african and a half-japanese man all order iced tea
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︎ Aug 29 2019
If kpop is Korean pop, and jpop is Japanese pop, would Filipino pop be fpop or ppop?
Neither, itβs karaoke night.
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︎ Jan 04 2020
I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...
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︎ Sep 10 2019
I saw a Japanese girl crying next to the road and asked what was wrong. I ordered a car for her, but...
she refused and kept saying, "Oniisan! Oniisan!".
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︎ Dec 18 2018
Did you hear about that Japanese foodie who got became transgender and now goes by Edward, but then got pregnant and had a baby and joined the baby bloggers?
His blog is called Ed - A Mommy.
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︎ Apr 18 2019
What do Japanese and Europeans call the first book of the Bible?
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︎ Dec 16 2018
I saw a Japanese martial artist I know, I've seen him on tv before so I excitedly waved at him. He's confused and said "I don't believe we've met"
I said "I recognize Judo"
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︎ Jan 30 2019
An Englishman, a Scotsman, A Welshman, An American, a Latvian, a Turk, a German, a South African, an Egyptian, a Japanese, a Mexican, a Spaniard, a Russian, a Swede, a Finn, an Israeli, a Dane, a Romanian, a Bulgarian, a Libyan, a Muslim, a Hindu, and a Buddhist went to a nightclub.
The doorman said, "I'm sorry, I can't let you in without a Thai."
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︎ Nov 27 2017
A Chinese man, Japanese man, Vietnamese man, Mongolian man, Korean man and a Filipino walk into a bar.
The doorman says 'Sorry, you can't come in without a Thai'
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︎ Nov 26 2017
My mother is from a city in Ireland, and my father is Japanese.
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︎ Dec 09 2016
What do you call a bed of Japanese fried shrimp and vegetables?
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︎ May 04 2018
I find myself craving vegetables dipped in batter and fried in a Japanese style.
I'm feeling tempura-mental.
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︎ Jul 10 2015
Japanese Olympic Track and field team [long]
the Japanese Olympic Track and field team, in typical Asian make-every-thing-harder-to-do-than-it-has-to-be fashion have announced that hey are sticking by their regimen of only using malformed, decade-and-a-half old, equipment rigged to pop out of the course unexpectedly in order to secure their hopes of Olympic glory. While this may seem counter intuitive, Kadauo Osakamizu, a analyst for the team claims there is actually a historic cultural precedent for the odd exercises. In a quote, Mr. Osakamizu insists that the idea is that "if the team can excel with such sub-par materials, executing wins when the equipment is good should be of little concern."
So it seems that at least for the foreseeable future, Japan will be pinning their hopes on Teenage, Mutant, Ninja Hurdles.
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︎ Oct 26 2016
What do a crab, a lobster, and a Japanese guy run over in the middle of the road all have in common?
They're all Crushed-Asians!
(Crustaceans)
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︎ Jul 28 2013
I just went out and bought a "Japanese zen mirror"
It's great for self-reflection
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︎ Aug 20 2016
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