As we were leaving, wife says "Gee, they have a lot of feral cats." I said "Surprised they don't have a lot of feral rabbits." HUH? Because of all the hops they use!
My answer: Stress relief
It's totally hopless
You're bitter, but I like you.
(credit to my coworker who is a walking, talking dad joke)
...then you're into hip hop.
Because they're so Hoppy.
But I just can't seem to hop on board with them.
Way too fucking hoppy
It's full of hops
Sherlock Holmes walks into a bar and orders an IPA. "I've earned this, I just finished my tax return," he tells the bartender. "Luckily I'm getting tons of cash back, thanks to all my brilliant deductions."
A couple of hours later, I text my wife
"I don't want to alarm you, but I'm the hospital"
edit: the original message
