A list of puns related to "Instrumentalism"
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My friend said he could play the harp but he clearly can't. He's such a lyre
Therapist replies "you're a lyre."
I think he's a lyre
An amoostic guitar
Tuba toothpaste.
A vile-inn.
There were negative repercussions.
A You-Tuba!
Because everyone keeps eating their drum sticks
Violins.
A lyre.
The Oh-Bro.
It was a brutal act of violins...
I said “what the Hellman”
A Lyre
... are pointed away from Earth?
“I play a little guitar!"
It was a grant piano.
a spookulele
Tuba-Eats
A mandolin, because they can get it in their type. The Supermandolin, the Batmandolin, the Spidermandolin…
The based guitar!
A sax offender
It stands for
Terrible Underwater Breathing Apparatus.
A tromboner
But he had a little lute.
Mount Rushmore.
Please don’t resort to violins and anger if you don’t notice.
I never heard the end of it.
An Orca-stra.
I took my wife to the orchestra. I'm not a huge fan, but it was her birthday present. The evening was a night of Rachmaninoff.
It's been an evening, and they get to his 9th symphony. It's a longer piece, and there's this whole movement where it's all percussion and wind instruments. The bassists leave the stage, and two cellists also step away. No big deal. The cellists apparently went back to the conductor's dressing room and began having sex, which I think is just awesome. The bassists went to the green room and started drinking. They knew how long they had. When one of the younger guys noticed the time almost up, an older one stopped him, and let him know that he threaded the score pages together, forcing the conductor to vamp and cover while he opened the rest of the score. That gives them a bit more time. When they get back to the stage, they're really drunk. The cellists still haven't returned. The conductor is frantically trying to undo his score while maintaining the piece. I'm watching this all, gleefully. It's the best concert I ever saw. My wife is a bit frustrated though, and whispers to me "why are you so pleased?"
I tell her, "It's the bottom of the 9th, the score is tied, the basses are loaded and there are two out!"
An orca-stra.
... the lute!
That they’re in to carpentry!
Whats A tooth fairys favorite movie? Jaws
What kind of animal does a tooth fairy have? A canine
Where does the tooth fairy get her magic? Its just incisor
What a Tooth fairys favorite animal? A Molar bear
What's a tooth fairys favorite element? Tungsten
Whats a Tooth fairys favorite fairy tale? Tonsil and gretle
Whats a tooth fairys favorite dance? The floss
How does the tooth fairy survive a hurricane? She braces for it
Why doesn't the tooth fairy like dental instruments? She finds them obtooth
But accordion to album sales, Weird Al is richer.
The C Bass.
A felonious trunk.
The trombone... Wait... something isn’t right. They don’t have no lungs. So it has to be... the bonegos.
That was their whiputation
He becomes Saxquatch
He was really dis-organ-ized.
A tuba toothpaste.
“I play a little guitar!"
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