A list of puns related to "Incontinency"
I just can't hold it in.
...but it's already been leaked.
Mae oui
A drizzly bear.
He went from dapper Dan to diaper Dan.
The voice said, "Please hold."
You could say diarrhea runs in the family.
I pissed myself laughing
Depends
"Depends."
He piddled and parted and pucked around.
Because they're leaking
I responded "everyone but sailors is incontinent"
It'll probably go over your head
Incontinent
"Incontinence hotline, please hold."
It's ok you are just incontinent.
Incontinence
But with its low birth rate, soon Europe will be an incontinent.
Hawai'i - because it's not incontinent /original?
I think I have vowel incontinence.
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