A list of puns related to "In Records"
She grabs a cup of hot cocoa and watches through the window as he fills the bucket up with water and races from the back of the house all the way out to the front yard and out of sight. She bundles up and goes outside to get a closer look and sees that he’s cleared the snow from the sidewalk. She watches as he takes his bucket of water and pours it out on the cold concrete. She’s puzzled for a second and then says:
Icy, what you did there.
It was his vinyl resting place
Because they go “pew pew pew”.
Then the librarian told me to take it out.
He sleighed Christmas this year.
Start with a large fortune.
I'll never forget Juan Solo.
Since then, the steaks have never been higher.
He has had 44 concussions. He lives very close to me. A stone’s throw away, in fact.
They were Goodyears.
They both scratch.
They claim it's because of a hostel work environment.
Him: "Ok. Why don't I practice with another burrito?"
This kid is going places.
A criminal record.
...I said: "It's a toss up between Bundy and Borland... butt honorable mention goes to Swearengen".
Dad: "dinner's ready when you're done playing with yourself"
At least until the Librarian caught me.
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