In Control Puns

A list of puns related to "In Control"

Saudi Arabia is taking control of all oil drilling and refinery work in Mexico. It will henceforth be known as...

Oil of Olé.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly
📅︎ May 27 2022
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A man wanted better control of the temperature in his house. So he hired a tattoo artist to put a drawing of a hot drink container on his arm.

Now he has a Thermos tat wherever he goes.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83
📅︎ Apr 11 2022
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I heard mice in my walls so I called pest control

They took a look and said they were rats, technically squeaking.

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👤︎ u/jbasoo
📅︎ Apr 14 2022
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There's no end in sight. I have no control and there is no escape. I'm pretty sure my home is broken.

I'm going to need a new keyboard.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth
📅︎ Jan 21 2022
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It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the universe.

Not even remotely

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👤︎ u/Myk_Em
📅︎ Feb 12 2022
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Just saw a horrifying news story that an astronaut lost control on a spacewalk and is drifting in space.

NASA told him to be calm and he replied, "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013
📅︎ Aug 03 2021
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Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.

I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.

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👤︎ u/JBCrew614
📅︎ Feb 08 2021
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Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.

She would have had a cow.

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👤︎ u/TheMissingButtPlug
📅︎ May 26 2021
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Today, on the news, there was an incident in my town where a city bus lost control and landed on top of a house. No one was killed and the city is paying all passengers.

I guess you can say the bus ride was on the house.

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👤︎ u/Hamlet_71
📅︎ Apr 17 2021
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Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,

...Two Testis.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker
📅︎ Mar 27 2021
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My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...

... but it's worth a shot!

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells
📅︎ May 31 2020
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Fan control in the asrock bios -_-
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👤︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201…
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👤︎ u/stainlessteal
📅︎ Nov 29 2014
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New York MTA (subway) dad must be in control of writing for the website...

http://i.imgur.com/X8NnAsa.png

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👤︎ u/tess_niedermeyer
📅︎ Sep 24 2015
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A pest control company in Brooklyn
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👤︎ u/Dominicmeoward
📅︎ Mar 03 2018
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Of course I believe in gun control!

I’m wearing sleeves, aren’t I?

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👤︎ u/wxmatt
📅︎ Sep 22 2019
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I can control the sheep in my farm just my listening to them.

I herd it with my own ears.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Dec 17 2018
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The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control

I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire

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👤︎ u/crestonebeard
📅︎ Jul 26 2018
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Did you know that puns are actually banned in China? Their government is trying to control language itself!

They've really Zhongguone too far this time!

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👤︎ u/Liutasiun
📅︎ Jan 19 2018
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