21 Hilarious In Control Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

In the control tower they lost track of a flight going from Helsinki to Stockholm

The plane had disappeared in Finnair

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👤︎ u/clascali

📅︎ Dec 25 2022

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What do you call it when you’ve lost control of your bowels while in Europe?

In(continent)

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👤︎ u/SteamyPork

📅︎ Dec 13 2022

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Make a birth control lotion that takes effect when you rub it in.

Call it Son-block.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD

📅︎ Jul 27 2022

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A man was driving down a road in Texas when he lost control of his car, and plowed through a field of cattle.

The police report listed the cause of his accident as “Oversteer”.

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👤︎ u/AbrahamLingam

📅︎ Aug 04 2022

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A man wanted better control of the temperature in his house. So he hired a tattoo artist to put a drawing of a hot drink container on his arm.

Now he has a Thermos tat wherever he goes.

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👤︎ u/DENelson83

📅︎ Apr 11 2022

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Saudi Arabia is taking control of all oil drilling and refinery work in Mexico. It will henceforth be known as...

Oil of Olé.

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👤︎ u/andersonfmly

📅︎ May 27 2022

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There's no end in sight. I have no control and there is no escape. I'm pretty sure my home is broken.

I'm going to need a new keyboard.

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👤︎ u/Sattoth

📅︎ Jan 21 2022

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I heard mice in my walls so I called pest control

They took a look and said they were rats, technically squeaking.

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👤︎ u/jbasoo

📅︎ Apr 14 2022

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It was a sad and disappointing day when I discovered my universal remote control did not, in fact, control the universe.

Not even remotely

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👤︎ u/Myk_Em

📅︎ Feb 12 2022

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Just saw a horrifying news story that an astronaut lost control on a spacewalk and is drifting in space.

NASA told him to be calm and he replied, "I don't think you understand the gravity of the situation!"

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👤︎ u/TheAzrael2013

📅︎ Aug 03 2021

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Seems the Weekend had compete creative control for the halftime special and brought in his own production team.

I guess Everybody's Working For the Weekend.

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👤︎ u/JBCrew614

📅︎ Feb 08 2021

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Someone randomly dropped off a bull in my neighbor’s yard, but animal control picked it up before she got home.

She would have had a cow.

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👤︎ u/TheMissingButtPlug

📅︎ May 26 2021

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Our Tea Company only allows men in the quality control department. It is a requirement,

...Two Testis.

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👤︎ u/KW-DadJoker

📅︎ Mar 27 2021

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My doctor said I should drink alcohol in moderation. I don't think I can control my drinking...

... but it's worth a shot!

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👤︎ u/thirteen_20

📅︎ Nov 05 2020

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Umm... China bans wordplay in attempt at pun control theguardian.com/world/201…

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👤︎ u/stainlessteal

📅︎ Nov 29 2014

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Fan control in the asrock bios -_-

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👤︎ u/mi_sh_aaaa

📅︎ Dec 25 2019

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I keep hearing Mission Control check in with Dragon Crew, asking "How do you read, over."

And I just KNOW if I were up there I would be physically unable to keep myself from responding "Dragon to Mission Control, I read with my eyes, over." I wonder how many times before they airlock me.

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👤︎ u/H_G_Bells

📅︎ May 31 2020

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A pest control company in Brooklyn

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👤︎ u/Dominicmeoward

📅︎ Mar 03 2018

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The main reason fires in Greece are burning out of control

I mean, I learned this as a kid—you should NEVER throw water on a Greece fire

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👤︎ u/crestonebeard

📅︎ Jul 26 2018

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I can control the sheep in my farm just my listening to them.

I herd it with my own ears.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto

📅︎ Dec 17 2018

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Did you know that puns are actually banned in China? Their government is trying to control language itself!

They've really Zhongguone too far this time!

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👤︎ u/Liutasiun

📅︎ Jan 19 2018

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