SHEEP: okay you’re in charge of keeping the flock together ME: what ?
What do you call the fish in charge of healthcare?
Who's in charge of all the down-voters?
They charge money to put air in your tires at the gas station now, it used to be free!
The police managed to capture the bank robbers and free all nine hostages, thanks to one of the robbers who turned on his mates. When asked for a comment the officer in charge simply said...
A snitch in time saves nine.
I’m in charge of the reader board at work
Who is in charge of the sprinklers?
I heard they stopped charging to put bandaids on in the hospital, but they still charge to take them off.
I don't know, but that sounds like a rip-off to me!
Who is in charge of the pencil box?
The ruler
Credit to my elementary school niece
Went to the petrol station the other day to put air in my tires and they wanted to charge me £4 for it, so I went inside to ask why its so expensive...
"inflation", is what the guy said
When the cast of Friends goes out on a boat, why does Phoebe always get put in charge of propulsion?
Because Lisa Kudrow (could row).
I just made that up yesterday at work after greeting a colleague with the same first name. Its original to me but feels obvious enough that I'm sure I'm not the first to think of it, especially after 20 years.
What was the man who installs granite tops in Kitchens charge with?
The woman in charge of our local primary school has decided to resign.
She wants to quit while she's a head.
When I was in charge of editing an action movie, I noticed an unnecessary scene that was only slowing down the plot.
So I decided to just cut to the chase.
Hey kids! I put that Waze app in charge of my music playlist.
It keeps telling me to take the Backstreet Boys!
King Arthur had a knight in charge of determining property boundaries.
I wanted to buy a $30 meal for my father, my grandfather and father-in-law. I figured they'd lump em all together and charge a reduced fee...
But no. I was charged $30 a pop.
When you are in charge of the twitter account during national battery day
What do you call a troll that’s in charge?
Also in charge of microsurgery.
A dad must be in charge of the local churches sign
What is the title of a person who is in charge of a furniture company?
Why is Cyclops in charge of the X-Men?
Because Prof. X made him a supervisor.
Who is in charge of keeping the ocean clean?
A cousin of mine is in charge of distribution for this big pickle company; he was freaking out over the weekend after sending only miniature pickle chips to a restaurant that asked for full sized ones..
They told him it wasn't a big dill, though.
When a dad is in charge of merchandise.
I used to be in charge of my aging parents estate, but my brother was bitten by a radioactive lawyer.
Now he has the power of attorney
Who's in charge of Kentucky Fried Popcorn?
What do you call a snake in charge of the philharmonic orchestra?
What do you call someone who is in charge of running all operations for a farm?
I put the new engineer in charge of driving the locomotive despite without having lessons on how to drive it...
I figured he would do well with on the job training. He went off the rails and wrecked. I don't need to mention about his conduct during the process.
Do you know the god who is in charge of the aging process of humans?
He is called as the MANAGER.
Mathematicians were in charge of the military.
After all, why would they put everyone in divisions?
Who's going to be in charge of Trumps border wall?
The Secretary of da' Fence!
Who is in charge of the stationary cupboard?
What is the nickname of the military officers who are in charge of the military's marching band?
If inmates were in charge of taking their own mugshots
Would they be called cellfies?
What do you call the small piece of cloth that is in charge of all your cravings?
Who is in charge of the hankies?
A Nissan leaf was involved in a police chase that ended with the driver running out of charge
He was released without charge
I love using Anker cables, I bought a ton of them to charge all my devices. Although, I have so many of them now, it's hard to keep them in order.
I need to take an Anker Management class.
What do you call it when the Bigfoot in charge makes pasta for all the others?
Never leave a dad in charge of answering Q&As
What government office is in charge of marine wildlife health?
Who's in charge of the militarised tunnel bore?
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