My roommate says our apartment is haunted by ghosts.

But I've never seen any ghosts, and I've lived in this apartment for over a century.

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Why don't cats have jury duty?

Purr jury is illegal.

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I heard Bill Gates just bought shares in Jack Daniel's.

I'm no expert, but that seems like a whiskey investment to me.

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