Iglo Puns

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So this all happened to me 2 days ago i gathered all the shit up from my dog and put it in plastic bottles.

After some prime fermentation i decided one night I'll get jenkened outta this universe. So i had about 5 liters of jembkem ready to boof and inhale.

Either way i was having a blast and i reached the eagle and my third eye become a second anus. When i was in this meditative state i was inhaling it so furiously that my whole bed and my body become covered in the godly liquid. To my point of view i was with the shit gods riding down the shitting streets of India. But i was just drowning in fermented dog shit. My mom entered my room to hear what this commotion is all about. Apparently i was Naked covered in shit humping my pillow. In my mind i had sculpted a beautiful woman out of shit. I felt like i was a god sculpting humanity then of course seeing a oppertunuty i had sex with my ass goblins. Instead of a Christian god i was the Jesus of the feces the father of all creation. The holy sculptures of shit.

My mom seeing this called my father to deal with the situation. So they washed the jembkem off of me 😡 and took my godly shit bottles 😡😡😡😡.

How do I solve this bastards/bastets?

Musik kommt auf PhantaNews ja leider immer irgendwie viel zu kurz, obwohl es die Kategorie schon ewig gibt. Deswegen hier jetzt zur Einstimmung aufs Wochenende der Videoclip zu DER FLUCH DES KÄPT'N IGLO von der italienischen Funmetal-Band Nanowar Of Steel.

https://phantanews.de/wp/2021/09/nanowar-of-steel-der-fluch-des-kaeptn-iglo/

Im Ernst, was macht der da? Außer Fischstäbchen braten...