I guess you can see he has a lot of horsepower
We live in Colorado and took my son outside today to play hide and seek for the first time. I pointed at the Rockies, looked him dead in the eye and said, "Under no circumstances can we allow them to play!" Confused, he ask why, so I explained, "Well, you see...
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
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“Hey, how come I can see right through you?”
“My son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.
I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."
Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!
I bet you can see right through this joke.
I: Without your glasses, you can't see four feet.
My daughter, from the other room: "How about four legs?
I'm a proud dad right now.
Me: What did you do at work today? Dad: Just did some shitty design. Me: Can I see it? Dad:
I wanted to wear my ballroom pants, but the wife said they were unseemly! “What’s wrong,” I asked, cheekily. “Are you mad, because, clearly, I can see your nuts.” “Just a little testy, I guess.”
[At the delivery room] Me: You’re doing great, honey! Keep pushing! I can see a head!
Nurse: Sir, I think you are on the wrong end.
When I was in Vienna, I saw Mozart's ghost at a piano. He had an eraser, which he applied to one of his manuscripts. "What are you doing?" I asked. He replied, "Can't you see?...
What is the only other situation in which you can say, “I see the sea!”, besides actually looking at the sea?
I'm so pissed off I can barely see straight! I had an argument with this fucking mute and you know what he said to me?
Me: I don’t think I can make it in today. I can’t see. Boss:What? You can’t see? Me: yeah, I can’t see myself coming into work
Just want you to know... I can see that you've been under a lot of pressure for a while now. But you are a rock, and I don't take you for granite.
Friend: I have a crack on my phone, but if you put on the case you can’t see it at all.
Me: If that’s the case, it’s like there’s no crack at all.
(This is an actual exchange)
You want to see how fast I can destroy something?
I can give you a quick demo.
I can see right through you!
My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!
"OMG, what's going on? I can see through you."
"My son told me he is transgender."
"So?"
"That makes me transparent."
"What's going on? I can see right through you!" "My son told me he's transgender..."
"...so that makes me
transPARENT."
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