Ah, I see what you did there
Waiter: I see you glass is empty, would you like another one?
Dad: Why would I want two empty glasses?
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
Saw this on r/unexpected, thought it was funny so here we are :) I’ll be sure to add the link to the OG post in the comments incase you wanna see it
Drill Sergeant: I didn’t see you at the camouflage drill today
I got into an argument with someone I thought was a "birds aren't real" supporter. I'm an idiot; they were just messing with me and they made some amazing bird puns along the way that deserve attention. The link to the post is in the comments so you can go give the user karma and see the context.
https://preview.redd.it/n7zvpwxkj6m51.png?width=1280&format=png&auto=webp&s=54f0549ebd3c055929698d6fef3bc05782bf5282
I bet you won’t see this one coming...
I painted my couch so you don't see it
“Hey, how come I can see right through you?”
“My son came out as Transgender today, so that makes me Transparent.”
Bob:.. I went to see my doctor about having a vasectomy Jack:.. " That's a pretty big decision, have you talked it over with your family?"
Bob:..."Yes, they're in favor of it, 14 to 3..."
Did you see the joke I posted recently about my spine?
I know you want to see the show
I see what you did there!
I proclaimed to my wife that the world does not revolve around our little girl. Perturbed, she shot back, "Why on Earth would you ever say that!?" I explained, "Well, it's really quite simple you see, she's our daughter..."
Oh, I see what you did there... 📈🚀
I bet you didn’t see that coming.
Man UFO Israel you can see they are caught on tape. (Caught on tape is taken from a post from this r/ but I don't remember u/ name from 2018)
As I got on the 51st floor, the elevator attendant said "see you later, son". I said indignantly, "don't call me 'son', you're not my dad!"
... To which the lift attendant replied, "Maybe not, but I brought you up, didn't I?"
I work in a manufacturing mill. It's crazy how many General contractors you see
When I've never seen a single lieutenant or corporal contractor
My wife and I went to see a psychiatrist. "What can I do for you?" he asked. "Our son has got an imaginary friend." said my wife.
"There is nothing wrong with a good healthy imagination to help a child to develop and this is very common and nothing to worry about at all." said the psychiatrist.
I grimaced, "We haven't got a son."
My wife pointed out to me all the weight I’ve gained lately. She’s like “you cannot even see your penis anymore!”
I’m like “that’s not true, I caught a glans every once in a while.”
An old woman goes to see the doctor. "I'm very gassy, but fortunately my farts are quiet and don't smell. In fact, I've farted three times since you came in, but know you haven't noticed at all."
The doc nods his head, gives her some pills and tells her to come back in a week.
A week later, the old woman comes back and is very upset. "I'm still very gassy, but now my farts are really loud and smell like a porta-potty at a chili festival!"
The doc says "Well now that we've cleared up your hearing and sense of smell, we can do something about your gas!"
I see what you did there, fb algorithm.
I told my friend I don’t see color. He was shocked and said,”But you’ve known me for forever and you’re saying you don’t know I’m black?” Then I said,
“I don’t know man, you look kinda gray to me.”
You know what superhero I really want to see more in movies?
I went to see my Doctor this morning and told him "The tablets you gave me to stop me shrinking aren't working".
He said, “You'll just have to be a little patient then”.
"Did you see when i fell and dropped all the laundry?"
"Yes, i watched it all unfold
Dad, you have to talk normal and stop speaking in single letters. Can’t you see I’m going crazy?!
The fact that everything we see in monitors is made up of only red, green and blue is amazing. I suppose you could say...
Enough with the “I’ll see you next year” jokes on New Year’s!
Those jokes are a decade old now!
I guess you could say she didn’t see it coming...
I told the doctor, when I close my eyes I see pink elephants. He asked: " Have you seen an optician?"
I said "No. Just pink elephants."
I explained, "You see son, mountains aren't just funny…"
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet none of you see this one coming.
I can see right through you!
My son told me he's transgender, so that makes me transparent!
I bet none of you will see this one coming
I bet none of you will see this one coming
"OMG, what's going on? I can see through you."
"My son told me he is transgender."
"So?"
"That makes me transparent."
We were eating dinner tonight, when my daughter said to me, “I see your glass is empty. Would you like another one?”
I said, “Why would I want two empty glasses?”
I bet you'll never see this one coming...
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