I'm studying aortic regurgitation and I came across this concept. Greetings from Brasil.
I don't want to step on anybody's toes here, but the amount of non-dad jokes here in this subreddit really annoys me. First of all, dad jokes CAN be NSFW, it clearly says so in the sub rules. Secondly, it doesn't automatically make it a dad joke if it's from a conversation between you and your child. Most importantly, the jokes that your CHILDREN tell YOU are not dad jokes. The point of a dad joke is that it's so cheesy only a dad who's trying to be funny would make such a joke. That's it. They are stupid plays on words, lame puns and so on. There has to be a clever pun or wordplay for it to be considered a dad joke.
Again, to all the fellow dads, I apologise if I'm sounding too harsh. But I just needed to get it off my chest.
Hello everyone,
Been on my PT journey for over 9months and its been killing me. I'm a secondary school year teachers so as you can imagine, it is ruining my days. It's so loud all the time, it's sounds like the noise from an ultra sound machine is on, an incredibly loud and permanent whoosh sound. Anyway, after MRIs and CAT scans plus others a doctor has finally given me a partial diagnosis:
He said I have hyperdynamic circulation disorder and I've been put on Proprabaol 40mg 4 times day.
I am awaiting a letter for an appointment from the cardiologist ao huge fingers crossed they can work this out and get it gone.
Th nights are the worst, when there's nothing that can distract to.
I know at times it daunting, so please contact your GP for help and support.
Thank you
Do your worst!
They were cooked in Greece.
I'm surprised it hasn't decade.
For context I'm a Refuse Driver (Garbage man) & today I was on food waste. After I'd tipped I was checking the wagon for any defects when I spotted a lone pea balanced on the lifts.
I said "hey look, an escaPEA"
No one near me but it didn't half make me laugh for a good hour or so!
Edit: I can't believe how much this has blown up. Thank you everyone I've had a blast reading through the replies 😂
It really does, I swear!
Because she wanted to see the task manager.
Heard they've been doing some shady business.
but then I remembered it was ground this morning.
Edit: Thank you guys for the awards, they're much nicer than the cardboard sleeve I've been using and reassures me that my jokes aren't stale
Edit 2: I have already been made aware that Men In Black 3 has told a version of this joke before. If the joke is not new to you, please enjoy any of the single origin puns in the comments
They’re on standbi
A play on words.
Pilot on me!!
Nothing, he was gladiator.
Or would that be too forward thinking?
Dad jokes are supposed to be jokes you can tell a kid and they will understand it and find it funny.
This sub is mostly just NSFW puns now.
If it needs a NSFW tag it's not a dad joke. There should just be a NSFW puns subreddit for that.
Edit* I'm not replying any longer and turning off notifications but to all those that say "no one cares", there sure are a lot of you arguing about it. Maybe I'm wrong but you people don't need to be rude about it. If you really don't care, don't comment.
What did 0 say to 8 ?
" Nice Belt "
So What did 3 say to 8 ?
" Hey, you two stop making out "
When I got home, they were still there.
Eisenmenger syndrome- why is it more common in VSD and rarely in ASD?
I’m a med student and I’m confused. Not sure if this is the right subreddit to ask but I don’t understand my professors and I have a question.
From my understanding in VSD there is a hyperdynamic pulmonary circulation causing an increase in pressure on the right side. This can lead to Eisenmenger syndrome (R—>L shunting). Why doesn’t the same occur in ASD?
Thank you in advance!
I won't be doing that today!
Where ever you left it 🤷♀️🤭
This morning, my 4 year old daughter.
Daughter: I'm hungry
Me: nerves building, smile widening
Me: Hi hungry, I'm dad.
She had no idea what was going on but I finally did it.
Thank you all for listening.
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There hasn't been a post all year!
You take away their little brooms
It was about a weak back.
My daughter, Chewbecca, not so much.
It’s pronounced “Noel.”
Hindus, on the other hand, never had any beef.
