Mom told son to clean his room. But instead, he set it on fire...

It was a hot mess

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Talon184
๐Ÿ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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My dad gave us this

My folks came up to visit. My mom flubbed the coffee, putting the grounds in the water chamber and she had to disassemble it and clean it before making coffee. Once we had piping hot cups all around my dad chimes in with this:

"You know, messing up the coffee is grounds for divorce."

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/Jaberkaty
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 15 2014
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Got dad joked by my waitress

Me: "We're gonna get an appetizer of wings to split with each other"

Her: "Ok what else?"

Me: "To eat I'll have the Hot Mess burger"

Her: "So you're not gonna eat the wings?"

Walked right into that one

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๐Ÿ‘ค︎ u/PurpleKevinHayes
๐Ÿ“…︎ Apr 06 2015
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