Why is the Church of Switzerland so βHOLYβ?
Because of their Swiss Jeesus
All hail the holy antlers of the deer god
If a one L Lama is a holy man and a 2 L Llama is a beast of burden, what is a three L Llama?
A big fire in Boston.
Live reporting! Proud Dad Moment Just Now. Daughter to me while vigorously moving a bottle of Dasani, "I'm making holy water!". Me: "How?"
Daughter: "I'm shaking the hell out of it"
Side note. The me, "how?" reminded me of how, mostly in Northern British English (where the aitches are frequently dropped) , you can do the joke about speaking like a cat.
Side side note. This then reminded me about the audio joke about a cat on a motorcycle.
Side side side note. This, for some totally unknown reason, then got me thinking about two nuns on bikes riding down a cobbled street.
Son: Holy shit, I finally conquered my fear of ghosts
Dad: that's the spirit
"I ain't afraid of no holy ghost." ~ The Virgin Murray.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
A parrot was going to go to a showing of Monty Python and the Holy Grail but forgot what time it was and showed up halfway through.
It was a late parrot.
What kind of literature is the Holy Bible?
Cruci-Fiction
At the time of Jesus' crucifixion, he was both holy and holey.
TIL that during the making of Monty Python's Holy Grail, a crazed gunman got on set.
John Cleese and Graham Chapman were terrified for their lives, but it turned out the guy was just making Idle threats
What do you call it when you take a drawing of the Father, the Son, and the Holy Ghost and turn it into a sculpture?
3-deify
Itβs the end of work on Friday, itβs been a long week, and all my bones are just like the capital city of the Holy Roman Empire.
Theyβre Aachen.
You know of holy water. But have you heard of holy milk?
It's pastorized.
What do you call a servant of God? Is it Jesus? Or The Holy Spirit?
Actually, itβs Nun of the above.
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
The end of Monty python and the holy grail was just a cop out
Want to make holy water? Boil the hell out of it!
How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.
βHow do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.β
