Everyone here pun on r/punpatrol, r/puncourt, r/punkgb, and any other anti-pun subreddits!
Next level stuff right here
Don't know if this was posted here before
In surgery my doctor said, "So what do we have here?" I replied that I broke my arm in 12 places."
He replied, "Well, stop going to those places then!"
Told this Chemistry joke on here before..
.. but it had a very bad reaction.
I meant to cross post it but I don’t know why I cannot cross post so here is the screenshot version
I am a mom but, here goes
Did you know that NASA sent a chicken to the moon?
You remember the a pollo missions.
Get help... I am dying here
I don't even know how many puns I made here. I am a pun-aholic.
Did you here about the doctor who messed up the circumcision?
We have a duck dealer over here
I don't want to see anymore tampon jokes here
My wife arrived for an appointment and texted me "There's no body here!"
"Well I hope you would call the cops if there were"
It's a bit embarrassing to admit on here, but I was once attacked by a whole bunch of street Mimes..
..and they did some unspeakable things to me.
Do we practice neck-romancy here?
I told my wife, “From here on, I’m going to arrange the herbs in alphabetical order.”
She said, “Where will you find the time?”
Me: Easy. Right next to the sage.
Here's a great joke my dad does all the time
Me: hi Dad.
My Dad: hi Dad.
Me: but you're my Dad.
US Soldier - did u come here to die?
Aussie Soldier - Nah mate, came 'ere yesterdie.
Here’s one from my dad
What do you call hip hop sheet music?
Rapping paper.
Just gonna leaf this here
Not sure if this qualifies as dad joke, but anyways here I go: I had to strongly disagree with a friend who accused me of being a severe fence-sitter
Then again, I get where he’s coming from.
Thought this belonged here
If I were you I would avoid the sushi here,
Here's an unoriginal joke "about mail"
If you're here for the yodelling lesson....
....please form an orderly, orderly, orderly, orderly queue.
Well, well, well, what’s going on here?
I was going to put a Chemistry joke on here but...
I was bartending and a man came in with his son. “Is it okay if he sits here? He’s a minor”
“I don’t care what his job is. If he wants a drink, let’s get him a drink.”
Here's one I made up just now, in honour of Big John McCarthy
What do you call an entry in an arborists diary?
A log...
Bilingual food puns? I THINK YES. Here’s one my fellow Canadians or French speakers might enjoy...
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My first pun here. Go easy
Fudgemint Day will be here soon enough
A drunk wakes up in jail, "Why am I here officer?"
"For drinking." replies the cop.
"Great" says the man. "When do we start?"
I see so much beautiful art here on Reddit so I wanted to join in.
Our doorbell rang and my son called to me, "Dad, there's a salesman here with a mustache!" I yelled back...
"Tell him I've already got one!"
There's been a lot of people who aren't Dad's making Dad jokes on here recently. If you're not a Dad you shouldn't be making Dad Jokes.
I'm here all week! Try the veal!
Here's a beer to the person that discovered 0.
Man... Every single post here is about the Suez Canal...
People must be stuck in it
Nurse: Here is the list of heart, liver and kidney donors arranged in alphabetical order.
Doctor: Thank you. It is very organ-ized.
If you're here for the yodelling lesson...
please form an orderly orderly orderly orderly queue.
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