Cuz it's Sinko de Mayo!
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What the Hellman?!?
...I was like, "What the hell-man?"
What the hellman?
A friend and I got into a debate about what the best medieval weapon was. He said it was the warhammer while I said it was the mace. Our argument got so heated that we haven't talked to each other in five days. Talk about blunt force drama.
I was walking down the street when a man threw a jar of mayonnaise at me. I turned around and shouted, "What the Hellman?"
Today, Mexicans celebrate the torpedoing of the U.S.S. Hellmans in the Mexico City harbor.
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P.S. Yes, I know where Mexico City is.
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What the Hellman
"It's a little known fact that the Titanic was not only transporting passengers, but was also carrying a large shipment of mayonnaise from Hellman's factories in England to consumers in Mexico. After the Titanic had made its trip to New York, the mayonnaise-- supposedly the largest single shipment of the stuff to ever be delivered to Mexico-- was going to be dropped off in the port city Vera Cruz. But unfortunately, when the ship sank, the Mexicans had lost all of the mayonnaise they had ordered. Extremely saddened by their loss and its economic consequences, the Mexicans declared a day that would go down in history as a holiday of remembrance and mourning. And every year on May the 5th they would celebrate...
"Sinko de Mayo."
hyuh hyuh hyuh hyuh hyuh
Fucking HELLMANS
