What do you call cereal that you hate?
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︎ Jan 24 2021
Don't you hate people with watches?
Always have too much time on their hands.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
What do you call it when two earthworms hate each other?
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︎ Feb 02 2021
You know I hate engineer students sometimes
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"
Such a random way to start a conversation.
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︎ Jun 14 2020
What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?
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︎ Dec 10 2020
I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
I made this. Do you hate me yet?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Don't you just hate people who take drugs
You know like Customs Officers and police
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︎ Sep 04 2020
What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?
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︎ Sep 23 2020
βDad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.β
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︎ Aug 10 2020
I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...
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︎ Jul 06 2020
I said to my wife βI hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tightβ
She said βthen wear your own one thenβ
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︎ Jun 28 2020
Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
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︎ Jul 17 2020
Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?
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︎ Feb 26 2020
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Donβt you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read .
so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?
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︎ Mar 19 2020
All of you who hate speeding tickets....
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︎ Jul 17 2020
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"
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︎ May 24 2019
I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".
I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!
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︎ Jun 21 2020
What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps
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︎ Jun 08 2020
I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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︎ Jul 26 2019
What do you call people who hate long sentences?
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︎ Jan 23 2020
You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. Thatβs why I hate FPS games.
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︎ May 28 2020
I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're awake or asleep
or if you operated on the right patient.
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?
It always tastes like paper.
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︎ Jul 17 2019
You know, I really hate companies like EA
Pay Β£2.99 to view punchline
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︎ Jul 27 2019
You know what I hate about broken pencils?
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︎ Dec 04 2019
=3 Youβll hate me after this.
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︎ Oct 08 2019
You know what I hate?
- Lists
- Irony
- Lipstick in my valentino white bag
- Lipstick in my valentino white bag
- Repetitions
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︎ Feb 24 2020
Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?
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︎ Oct 04 2019
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︎ May 29 2019
Donβt you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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︎ Sep 11 2019
Don't you hate it when you go the store for chicken broth and they're all out?
Really makes you stop and take stock.
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︎ Dec 12 2019
What do you call someone who absolutely hates running out of bread?
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︎ Dec 08 2019
What do you call someone who hates the Progressive spokeswoman?
Viscosity, because theyβre resistant to Flo
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︎ Jan 04 2020
Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'
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︎ Sep 30 2019
I hate it when people ask me,βwhat do you think the future is going to be like?β
I donβt have 2020 vision
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︎ Nov 22 2019
You know, I just really hate bathrooms...
Thatβs where all the dicks hang out
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︎ Sep 13 2019
You know I hate engineer students sometimes.
For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler
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︎ Nov 19 2020
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..
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︎ May 18 2018
I hate it when people donβt know the difference between your and youβre
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︎ Nov 03 2019
Dont you hate it when people answer their own questions?
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︎ Feb 22 2019
I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"...
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︎ Nov 15 2019
Do you hate people that answer their own questions?
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