What do you call cereal that you hate?

Scorn Flakes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MotherFokkerDR1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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Don't you hate people with watches?

Always have too much time on their hands.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notpvzfarmer
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2021
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What do you call it when two earthworms hate each other?

Ground beef

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatGalaxyMemist
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself unemployed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I hate it when my wife says "Are you listening to me?!"

Such a random way to start a conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrYellowfield
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2020
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What do you call a swimming creature that hates violence?

A pacifish

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KitsuneLuey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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I made up a joke so get ready to hate on me. Trump (I know it's topical).... Trump was nervous during the election and was asked "hey, do you want some spiced tea"?

He replied "Chai, nah".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joker-here
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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I made this. Do you hate me yet?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lianrhod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Don't you just hate people who take drugs

You know like Customs Officers and police

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herumdegumff
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a bear that both loves and hates to travel?

A Bipolar Bear

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrPooMD
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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β€œDad, we hate when you do the grocery shopping because you always buy the cheapest lunch meat you can find.”

β€œAw, baloney.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiers
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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I hate it when people don't know the difference between your and you're...

There so stupid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ElderHallow
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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I said to my wife β€œI hate to tell you this babe, but your bathing suit is too revealing and tight”

She said β€œthen wear your own one then”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapastu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Don't you just hate it when it's 212 degrees outside? It really just makes my blood boil.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/potatotime00
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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Don't you HATE it when people Capitalize words sTrAnGeLy?

I guess shift happens.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perrin42
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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Don't you hate it when posers wear thrasher? v.redd.it/egoe3l9ofd851
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πŸ‘€︎ u/asiansupport06
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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Don’t you hate it when you read read as read when you meant to read read as read and not read .

so you have to reread it so you read it as read and not read?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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All of you who hate speeding tickets....

Raise your right foot!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kmo78
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to be "saved" or you'll "burn"

Stupid firemen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aurikidink
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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I hate it when my wife says, "Are you listening to me?".

I'm not 'Listening To Me', I'm Dad!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perceptor555
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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What do you call someone that hates reading but loves looking at maps

A mapsochist

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DongGundam
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2020
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I hate spelling errors. You mix up two letters and your whole post is urined.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheineken
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What do you call people who hate long sentences?

Criminals

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustard138
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2020
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You know I was on a eSports team for farming simulator 2019 once. That’s why I hate FPS games.

I’m always feeding.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AntiGrumpyKat
πŸ“…︎ May 28 2020
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I hate that feeling after surgery when you're not sure if you're awake or asleep

or if you operated on the right patient.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/galiyaan
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2020
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Don't you hate it when a teacher lies and says the homework will be a piece of cake?

It always tastes like paper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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You know, I really hate companies like EA

Pay Β£2.99 to view punchline

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W-eye
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2019
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You know what I hate about broken pencils?

They’re pointless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ialex2005i
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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=3 You’ll hate me after this.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blixtdraken
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2019
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You know what I hate?
  1. Lists
  2. Irony
  3. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  4. Lipstick in my valentino white bag
  5. Repetitions
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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Don't you hate it when someone answers their own questions?

I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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Don't you hate when your catpet starts shedding fur? v.redd.it/0su91v3qc5131
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hpar1
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Don’t you hate it when people answer their own questions? I do.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peanut_Butt3r675
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Don't you hate it when you go the store for chicken broth and they're all out?

Really makes you stop and take stock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PickleFart69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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What do you call someone who absolutely hates running out of bread?

Lack TOAST intolerant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2019
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What do you call someone who hates the Progressive spokeswoman?

Viscosity, because they’re resistant to Flo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bellicose_buddha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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Don't you hate those people who come to your door and tell you that you will 'burn' unless you are 'saved'

Those idiot firemen....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherryTad
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2019
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I hate it when people ask me,”what do you think the future is going to be like?”

I don’t have 2020 vision

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πŸ‘€︎ u/W4ffleZ
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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You know, I just really hate bathrooms...

That’s where all the dicks hang out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quartzite12
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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You know I hate engineer students sometimes.

For example I hate it when engineer students call themself engineers like you don't hear med students calling themself doctors or art students calling themself the next hitler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/worthrone11160606
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"..

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mudpucket1969
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2018
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I hate it when people don’t know the difference between your and you’re

There so stupid

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zombiemonkey04
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Dont you hate it when people answer their own questions?

I do.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andrewc111
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn"...

Stupid firemen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Do you hate people that answer their own questions?

I do

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PdawgUltimate
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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