True Story: Overheard my hardware store guy saying "I unloaded that whole pallet of mortar by hand. My back hurts!" To which I replied

"What seems to be the mortar?"

I got one laugh out of three others there.

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A thief fell into wet cement.

He became a hardened criminal.

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